New Woman Memes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

wheelchair creed

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes. It says "Attention" at the top, followed by "Husband and wheelchair missing!" and "Reward for wheelchair". At the bottom there is small print "follow me on Instagram for more @goingonectwicesold".

your choice

A woman is lying down and has many small doll-like figures on her face and body. The text overlayed on the image says, "When he takes too long to get the towel."

A movie poster with the text "BALLS 2" in large red letters. Two cartoon characters are in front of the text. A woman with glasses looking shocked and a man with a police cap looking serious.

Daddy

The image shows a text saying: "Women get together and talk about their feelings. Men:". Below the text is an image of four men, each contorted into a shape of a letter that spells out "CUCK". Below that is another image of a group of people, some are blurred and some are visible, standing in a line. Their shadows are projected in the foreground.

Men

The image is a side-by-side comparison. At the top it reads: "Women get together and talk about their feelings." Underneath, four men in military uniforms are kneeling and leaning on each other to form the letters 'DICK'. The bottom image shows a group of three people standing and talking, with their shadows stretching out behind them.

The image shows a comparison of how a person thinks they look when they cry versus how they actually look. The top image shows a woman with a slightly sad look. The bottom image shows a baby with a distorted face crying with mucus running out of its nose.

When your teacher says to write a summary of the book you read

The image shows a text that reads "Short history of Japan" followed by three pictures. The first picture depicts a Japanese Samurai warrior in traditional armor. The second is a black-and-white photo of a nuclear explosion, and the third is a young woman in a pink outfit making a cute face.

My brother needs to see this

The image is a screen that looks like an error message with a dinosaur. The text says "No Bitches". Underneath it says "Try:" followed by a list of suggestions: "Going outside", "Talking to women", and "Taking a shower". The message concludes with "You get no bitches".

This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.

A text message conversation shows one person stating, "I stopped a woman getting kidnapped today." The other person replies, "Really?! How?" and the response is "Self control". Below the text is a drawing of a man with an open-mouthed, surprised expression with his arms outstretched, palms up and the caption says "hold up."

Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

A screenshot of a website called "wheelofnames.com" with a wheel. The sections of the wheel contain: priest, prostitute, autistic, racist, transphobic, porn, woman, and shooting. To the right of the wheel there is a list with the same words. The text on top of the wheel says "The world stands with Ukraine". The website offers a feature to spin the wheel from within Discord.

boobs

A comic strip shows a woman stranded on an island. In the first frame, she's gathering stones. In the second frame, the word 'HELP' is visible written on the beach. The third shows planes flying overhead and in the fourth, she is thinking. In the fifth panel she is gathering more stones. The last panel shows the word HELP as well as, "HELP ME AND I WILL REMOVE MY BRA" on the beach, while a plane is crashing and parachuters are falling nearby.

The image is a cartoon strip showing a woman on a beach, first forming the word "HELP" with stones on the sand, and then changing it to "HELP ME AND I WILL REMOVE MY BRA", in the last panel a plane is approaching the island.

beat meat

The image shows a close-up of Shrek's face looking directly at the viewer. Above Shrek is the text 'I like my women like I like my meat.....beaten.'

The image contains a definition of the term semibisexual, followed by a dialogue between two guys in a gay bar. The text ends with the phrase "Well that just sounds like straight with extra steps" and the image shows a scene from the show Rick and Morty.

:)

A man with long hair looks off to the side with text overlayed on the image stating: "THE IDEA THAT WOMEN ONLY BELONG IN THE KITCHEN IS OFFENSIVE. THE REST OF THE HOUSE NEEDS TO BE CLEANED TOO!"

Gigachad made some mistakes bruh

A very muscular man in a gym is displayed with the text: "*MISTAKES MAKE YOU STRONGER* The man who gave women rights:".

Real men

A shirtless man with a determined look on his face is in the center of the image. Above his head are the words "Real men" and below the man are the words "Hit women!"

Epic fail moment

There are two women holding signs. One sign says, "All men are pigs," and the other says, "Women are equal to men." Below the image of the women are two animated characters in a scene from a cartoon.

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

saddest youtube comment :(

A text-based image displaying a story in a format similar to a forum post. It starts with the user detailing an event from when they were younger where their mom and sister had gone out to get groceries, and they were doing chores. While doing chores, they watched the news and saw a report of a local woman and daughter getting killed in a car accident. They then write about finding a note from their mom telling them they could play their game console before she came back. The post ends with them mentioning she never came home.