Um memes

Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.