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14 views · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago
A text-based image showing a conversation. The text reads: "Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*"
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    • Bussy

    79 views · Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago

    COSMO um???

    A screenshot of a text conversation. The first message reads, "well, i like pussy". The second message reads, "but i also love blach's bussy."
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    • Game

    25 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    A four-panel image with three yellow smiley faces and a screenshot of a Wikipedia article. The first smiley face is smiling with two thumbs up and says 'hey so um'. The second smiley face is smiling and says 'there's this girl'. The third smiley face is turned upside down and says 'and um'. The fourth panel is a screenshot from Wikipedia about 'The Game (mind game)'. The text reads: "The Game is a mental game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win most versions."
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    • Doctor

    4 views · Emma Stan · 2 years ago

    lol

    A three-panel image shows a conversation between three characters. The first panel depicts a woman with a headband asking, "Are you...one of those CHALLENGERS?". The second panel shows a young man saying, "Um, the doctor said I could be on the spectrum." The third panel shows a man with a black headband saying, "I DON'T KNOW what that is, but, on, all of it means, all time!" An American flag can be seen in the background of the first panel.
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    • Seal

    10 views · The Radio Demon · 2 years ago

    Seal Vs Sea Lion

    The image shows two cartoon drawings of a seal and a sea lion. The seal is labeled with "ABABABBA", "just a little guy", and "potato dog". The sea lion is labeled with "BORK BORK", "um spooky", and "man in a wetsuit".
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    • Light

    15 views · $omedipsh!t2011 · 2 years ago

    Light Yagami is being a bit rasict

    A two-panel image. The left panel shows Light Yagami with an intense look. The right panel shows Ryuk with a surprised expression. The text in between reads: "AFRICA!" "Um, Light, that's not how it works." "MEXICO!"
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    • Girl

    3 views · DADDY sus aka the king · 3 years ago
    A Pokemon-like card featuring a person with cat ears, a hat, and pink blush on the cheeks. The card has two actions: "UwU" and "Twerking" with short descriptions.
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    • Face

    2 views · analieee · 3 years ago

    um wtffffffffff

    A person is stretching their facial skin with their fingers to create a distorted and slightly grotesque image. The eyes are being stretched outwards with the skin, creating the illusion of eyes bulging out of the face. The skin is pulled and stretched, revealing the natural texture of human skin.
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