Three Days Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Reverse Card

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The image shows a meme with two text panels and a picture. The top text says, "doctor: you have three days to live." Below this is text that says "me:" next to an Uno reverse card image. The bottom text is "doctor:", below which is a picture of a surprised-looking Kermit the Frog.

Doctor

I feel bad for the doc now✌️💀

The image shows a text conversation between a doctor and a patient. The doctor says "you have three days to live" and the patient replies with a picture of an uno reverse card, followed by the doctor's face with a surprised and slightly distorted look.

Job

You are god if you can do any of these

The image shows a collage of four different images. The top left image shows Thor's hammer. The top middle image shows a sword stuck in a stone. The top right image shows a smiling baby with the text "THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN THE COMBINE COMES OUT OF THE SHED". The bottom left image shows hands trying to remove a bucket. The bottom right image shows a sign with text: "EVERY TWENTY MINUTE JOB IS ONE BROKEN BOLT AWAY FROM BECOMING A THREE DAY ORDEAL."

Jokes

Jesus

Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?

All his comebacks take three days.

Cowboy

A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?

Jesus

Why did Catholic women stop going to church?

Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.

Three days jokes