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Self Harm

My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."

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  • Autobiography

    "I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."

    "What type of book is it?"

    "An autobiography."

    Life

    I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.