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Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
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    Crack

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A flowchart with the title "Should you buy crack" has a series of questions leading to the decision of buying crack or not. The flowchart starts with the question "Do you have money?", if no, then "Not for crack", if yes, then, a box says "Blasphemy!". After that, questions about job, payment, possession, and finally whether you have a warm hole leading all the way to "Buy some crack"
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  • Superhero

    Swf · 2 years ago
  • A cartoon image split into two panels, featuring Tom the cat from "Tom and Jerry." In the first panel, Tom cautiously approaches a small, indecipherable object. Text above him reads "Superhero Movies," while text above the object reads "Advanced technology they can't explain." In the second panel, Tom confidently gestures towards the object, with text above him still reading "Superhero Movies," and text near him stating "Nanotech."
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    Turkey

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A bottle of peach flavored iced tea called "didi" is being held in a hand. Text overlays the image: "Tf going on in Turkey bru? They done give me the Diddy juice."
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  • Pet

    CaptainEgg75 · 3 years ago
  • so true

    The image shows two panels. The top panel is a dog looking up with the text "They feed me and take care of me. They must be gods.". The bottom panel shows a cat laying down with the text "They feed me and take care of me. I must be a god."
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    Idea

    ǟֆɦȶօռ քǟʀӄɛֆ ツ · 3 years ago
  • this for all the creeps

    A man looks at the camera. The image has the text: "I DON'T ALWAYS FORCE MY IDEAS DOWN PEOPLES THROATS. BUT WHEN I DO, THEY ARE UNDERAGE GIRLS."
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  • Lemonade

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows two panels depicting capitalism. The upper panel, titled "How they say capitalism works," presents two "Chad" characters, each with a glass of lemonade, with one stating, "My lemonade is better" and the other replying, "No! I will make mine better." The lower panel, titled "How capitalism actually works," features two overweight, formally dressed men holding cigars and glasses of liquid. One says, "I diluted mine to profit more," while the other says, "I used piss."
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    Asteroid

    ⓉⒽⒺ ⓇⓄⒸⓀ · 3 years ago
  • Random post #5 (you can dislike it. i dont rlly care actually…)

    The image shows a bald man with an intense expression, partially submerged in water. Text overlaid on the image says, "Asteroids when they see Ohio."
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  • Michigan

    Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago
  • A meme showing a map of Michigan. Text at the top reads: 'Bro why tf they say Michigan looks like a 'mitten' ?? the thumb would have to be huge'. A Photoshopped hand is placed over the map, with a large, disproportionate thumb covering Michigan's Upper Peninsula and the rest of the hand covering the Lower Peninsula, ironically illustrating the point about the thumb's size.
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    Plastic

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago
  • lmao

    A person with cat ear filters and heart stickers on their face is smiling while the text says "They both choke on plastic". The post asks, "what is common between turtles and lesbians?"
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  • Bomb

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A line drawing shows a group of people at what looks like a party. Two of them are dancing, and one person is standing off to the side wearing a party hat and looking sad. The text says, "THEY CAN'T HEAR THE BEEP MY BOMB JUST MADE (ONE MINUET LEFT)".
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    Morning

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • The image shows two stick figures. The left one is labeled 'My friends and boyfriend at 7 in the morning' and looks grumpy with a frown. The right one is labeled 'Me and 7 in the morning for no damn reason' and looks hyper with big eyes and a wide smile. Below the two figures it says '(they hate me now)'
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  • Battery

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a meme with text at the top and a sad-looking troll doll at the bottom. The text says, "How babies look at you after you tell them they can't eat batteries dipped in antifreeze and paint thinner."
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    Death eater

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • aight I gochu heres da recolered image

    In an inverted image, several people wearing pointy hats and white robes stand in a field. Text at the top of the image states, "When the Death-eaters appeared in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK."
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  • Cat

    Adolf kitler · 1 year ago
  • A group of adorable kittens is sitting in a cardboard box. The text says, "CATS - YOU SPEND HUNDREDS ON TOYS AND THEY TAKE THE MOST ENJOYMENT FROM A FREE CARDBOARD BOX."
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    Candy

    Angel_Izzy · 2 years ago
  • Me:

    The image shows a red Elmo with wide eyes looking surprised. The text on the image says: "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy."
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  • Epstein

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A photo of Jeffrey Epstein with text describing his alleged experiences in prison. The text says 'be epstein. chilling in cell. clintons come in, forcefully cover you in oil. they leave. that was weird but okay, at least they didn't kill me. the sprinkler turns on. shoot upwards and break neck on ceiling.'
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    Sibling

    shaylie lol · 2 years ago
  • The image contains three panels of a man with a pained facial expression. The text on top of the image says, "When u tell ur sibling to go ask mom/dad for something but they mention ur name when asking."
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  • Word

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A man smiles in two panels, the first with a raised index finger, and the second with a smirk. Above the first panel, the text says: "In Swedish, the word 'gråtrunka' means to cry while masturbating." Below the second panel, the text says: "The fact that they actually have a word for that is a real tear jerker."
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    Sadness

    Hollow Knight Is Great · 3 years ago
  • So True

    The image shows a text exchange with the line "14 year old girl: OMG Billy Eilish's songs are so sad! Me: they really aren't tho. Her: you've never felt true sadness from anything in your life! Me:". Below, characters from the video game "Hollow Knight" are depicted burying the dead, which is intended to show real sadness.
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