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Heroin Monkey

A cartoon girl is shown looking distressed. The text on the image says "When you offer some Nutella to your friend and they don't want to use a spoon. Don't stick your finger inside!"

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of two Reddit comments on a dark background. The first comment, from a deleted user, asks about the lengths of depravity humans will go to for sexual stimulation and the torment they can endure for the possibility of sex. Below this, another user, whose name is obscured by a red bar, replies 'please help they found me i fucked a cactus'.

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Anonymous

(Posted by Seth 💖)

The image lists the pros and cons of girls with thick thighs. Pros include that they are extra squishy, super great pillows, look good in skirts, dresses, and shorts, they jiggle, are soft, and could crush a watermelon. The cons are that there are none, because they are perfect.

Toast ツ

What have we humans come to?

The image contains a list of pronouns with the title "Full list of pronouns!!". It is also mentioned that the person has lost access to their other account, and this account is temporary. The list of pronouns includes: They/them/theirs/themself, He/him/his/himself, Star/stars/starself, Xey/xem/xyr/xemself, Ze/zem/zyr/zemself, It/its/itself, Bun/buns/bunself, Dragon/dragons/dragonself, Scale/scales/scaleself, Fire/fires/fireself, Wing/wings/wingself, Hoard/hoards/hoardself, Tal/talon/talons/talonself, Fla/flame/flames/flameself, Fla/Flap/flaps/flapself, My/myth/myths/mythself. Additionally, there are emojis, mostly suns, aliens, rabbits, and fire, interspersed with the text.

Advice

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A black square with the text: "BOOBS are like kids toys.. they are fun to play with, but they eventually end up in the mouth" written in white.

hayden💯💯💯

🤣🤣

A man with a red hat and light substance on his mouth looks to the side. The text overlay reads, "Dark skinned brothers when they see a naked light skin guy in the shower. Got anymore them light skinned penises."

stillwaiting..

The image shows a still of Barack Obama with a bewildered expression, hands raised in a gesture of confusion. The text on the image reads: "When I take 20 people to watch an 18+ movie but they don't let us in."

IZABELLA💖💖

))))))))

A close up of a cat with its mouth open and teeth visible, looking very angry. The text on the image says: "WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY ARE NOT UP TO DATE ON RECOMMENDED VACCINES."

Thw white bread

But it's true (i made this meme)

The image is a four-panel comic. In the first panel, a gray-faced character with a neutral expression says, "Hey, how are-". In the second panel, a white-faced character with a surprised expression responds, "Mirrors don't break, they multiply". The third panel shows the gray-faced character with the same neutral expression, and the fourth panel shows the same character looking annoyed.

Adolf Nigler

Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.

A still image from the movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire shows several figures wearing dark robes and pointy hoods. Two of the figures have skull masks. The text above the image says "When the Death-eaters appeared in 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' (2005), I thought they were an evil version of the KKK."

Jazzy💕

A meme with text that reads '#GrowingUpSpoiled When your parents complain about you being a spoiled brat like they didn't raise you.' Below the text is a photo of a man with a confused expression and question marks superimposed around his face.

GG Miller

im that girl

A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

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αmy

those apple headphone warnings do NOTHING

A cartoon image of a character with a wide, slightly unnerved smile, looking upward. The text at the top reads: "Me after saying 'what' for the 3rd time & still not hearing what they said." At the bottom right corner, the source is stated: boredpanda.com

blach66

A drawing of a person lying in bed at 2:39 am thinking: "I wonder if ghostes sufer from PTSD if they died a slow death."

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows a panel from a comic book with a blue BIONICLE character with a gold mask exclaiming, "HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE...?!" Above the image, it says, "When people on me_irl complain they want more BIONICLE™ memes but you make one and it only gets three upvotes."

Chri5

He's like gigachad but skipped neck day

A shirtless man with visible abs is taking a selfie in a mirror. The text on top of the image says, "They made me choose between abs and a neck."

Hollow Knight Is Great

So True

The image shows a text exchange with the line "14 year old girl: OMG Billy Eilish's songs are so sad! Me: they really aren't tho. Her: you've never felt true sadness from anything in your life! Me:". Below, characters from the video game "Hollow Knight" are depicted burying the dead, which is intended to show real sadness.

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

A dark illustration of a scene from Hollow Knight, where one character is digging with a shovel, and the other is holding a flower at a grave. Above is text: "14 year old girl: OMG Billy Eilish's songs are so sad! Me: they really aren't tho. Her: you've never felt true sadness from anything in your life! Me:"

PussyTickler

they didnt understand me

A collage of images depicting basketball players in yellow and green uniforms. They are wearing the same uniforms, and have a similar appearance. The text 'sonics huge feet' is visible at the top of the collage.

Anonymous

A line drawing shows a group of people at what looks like a party. Two of them are dancing, and one person is standing off to the side wearing a party hat and looking sad. The text says, "THEY CAN'T HEAR THE BEEP MY BOMB JUST MADE (ONE MINUET LEFT)".

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