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Heroin Monkey

A wheelchair with a bicycle crank and chain attached to the front wheel is shown. The text on the image reads: "I can't believe my invention didn't win the science fair."

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel cartoon showing examples of "wireless technologies". Top left panel: A man with a wireless earbud in his ear. Top right panel: A hand using a wireless mouse. Bottom left panel: A man hanging from a tree with a broken chair on the floor. Bottom right panel: A phone charging wirelessly on a charging pad.

tabs1528

The image shows a two-panel Drake meme. In the top panel, Drake is turning away, with the text "Chi-Ha in the tech tree." In the bottom panel, Drake is happily pointing, with the text "Zombies that shoot lasers from their dicks."

Why should you care

Passwords am I right

A picture of a text interface that is showing "Enter password" and then three "Wrong" messages. The text says "Reset password" and finally "New password can't be old password." Below the text is the image of Shrek looking annoyed.

Heroin Monkey

A computer screen shows a pop-up with the text "Are you want. Are you want.". Below are two buttons "YES" and "NO".

Anonymous

Not mine, but still funny

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message bubble on the left says "i called". The second message bubble on the right says "i watched it ring". Below the second message it says "Read 10:02 AM".

randomone

Weaponization of flashlights

The image is a four-panel image featuring two characters. In the first panel, one character states "I have epilepsy." In the second panel the other character holds a card. In the third panel the first character says "Have a look at my flashlight in strobe mode". In the fourth panel the second character has an exaggerated frightened expression.

Jazzy💕

Not naming any name but yk who u are

A crying white cat sits in front of a computer screen. The text says, "When you send a message to a friend who's online and right after that, they go offline."

Anonymous

A person is looking at the inside of a computer tower while holding a Minecraft Redstone Handbook. The book's cover reads "MINECRAFT The Official REDSTONE HANDBOOK."

Face mcshooty

A still from a movie with text overlayed on top. The text reads, "Dating in 2025 be like. Me: "Sorry I put it in the wrong hol3." My date: "That's ok. It's the only hol3 I have." The still shows a man who looks sad.

LoserIsPro

coronavirus

The image shows a still from an animation, with the text "Classes in 2020 be like:" at the top. The animation scene features a green leaf on the left, a blue drop on the right, and a tablet in the middle displaying a blue cartoon character with a wide smile. The scene is set in what appears to be a classroom or house with brown walls and a table.

✨Jassy✨

Me on Monday morning with both my phone and computer

A picture of Kevin Hart with a sad expression. The text says: How you look when you wake up & the charger wasn't plugged in.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a mockup of a WhatsApp chat interface with Friedrich Engels' picture on the right. The WhatsApp screen shows a conversation with Karl Marx repeatedly messaging "I NEED money". The text above reads "WHAT IF FRIEDRICH ENGELS HAD WHATSAPP" with laughing emojis next to it.

GG Miller

A six-panel image showing various reactions to online class situations. The top left panel shows a muscular person struggling, labeled "The teacher trying to unmute us". The top right shows a villainous face, labeled "Me telling her to press alt + F4". The middle left shows a fish with its mouth open, labeled "The kid with the loud mic". The middle center shows a dog, labeled "Her dog in the background". The middle right shows a puppy, labeled "The kid trying to learn". The bottom left panel shows a man at a laptop, labeled "My FBI agent". The bottom right shows a cat, labeled "The kid with slow internet".

Heroin Monkey

Wade

The greatest feeling

The image shows a still from the cartoon series "Rick and Morty". The text in the image says "When you and your homie arguing about something and the Google search confirms your intellectual dominance." On the left side is Morty looking distressed and on the right side is Rick, smug, with his hands spread. [adult swim]

Roshambo

me during lockdown

The image shows a Golden Retriever dog looking into the camera with a big smile. Above it is a smaller inset image of the same dog. The text says, "on facetime with your best friend like."

King bob

The image shows a comparison. On the left, there's a cartoonish nuke. On the right is a picture of a baby with a funny facial expression. Above both, it reads "Who would win?" and below it reads "A nuke?" on the left, "or meme generator?" on the right, followed by "Comment who you think will win".

TechPriestGotDrip

I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys

The image shows a disassembled car key at the top and a drawing of a mechanical character with glowing blue eyes with the text "I know the secrets of the machine". The caption at the top reads "when you learn how to disassemble your car key".

TechPriestGotDrip

Or Holy Oils work

A picture shows a mechanical figure in a red hood holding a staff with a gear on top. The text on the image reads: "When you fixed a minor error on your computer by googling it. I hold the secrets of the machine spirit."

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