Technology Memes - Page 7 - Worst Jokes Ever

Car

Teslas suck

A meme with the text "Electric" and "Diesel" at the top, with a blue Tesla under the "Electric" heading and a yellow diesel car under the "Diesel" heading. Below each car, the text "Ingredients:" is displayed. There is a page of text underneath the Tesla and a magenta creature underneath the diesel.

Spotify

A four-panel image divided into two rows and two columns. The top-left panel shows a cartoon character, Cagney Carnation from Cuphead, depicted with an angry, monstrous expression and a wide-open mouth. The text in the top-right panel reads: 'A company is tracking your data.' The bottom-left panel shows the same character with a friendly, innocent smile. The text in the bottom-right panel reads: 'Spotify wrapped.'

Missile

South Korea

The image shows a collection of missiles on display. One missile is black and angled upwards. Another is white with "R.O.K. NAVY" printed on its side. There are two smaller white missiles with "U.S. ARMY" printed on them, and one blue one.

Gender

I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU

The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel shows the text 'Male and Female' next to a figure in a red robe. The second panel shows 'Non-Binary' next to an identical figure. The third panel shows 'Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes' next to another identical figure. The fourth panel shows the text 'Gender is irrelevant meatbag, I have replaced my genitalia with a neutron laser' next to the same figure now raising its arms.

Cat

A gray cat sits on a laptop with the caption "Problem solved."

Voice

i do

A minion with a concerned face is shown below the question "Who else hates the sound of their own voice on video?"

Battery

A man is smiling while looking at his phone in bed. The text says, "when you finally have enough battery percentage to roll over on the other side of the bed."

Bottle

the future is now

A bottle of Jack Daniel's whiskey with a spray nozzle attached to the top. At the bottom of the image, the words "Cyberpunk 2077" are printed in a stylized font.

Regret

A notification from iRobot at 10:00 AM states: "Floor Slut requires your attention. Floor Slut is stuck near a cliff." Above this is text stating: "I have zero regrets on naming my Roomba."

Moth

Tonights gonna be a good good night

The image shows text above a photo of two men dancing. The text says, "Thomas Edison: *invents light bulb* Moths in 1879:". The two men are in a dance pose.

Child

when you forget your google maps doest apply to your child:

The image shows a four panel cartoon with each panel featuring a different character from One Piece. All of the characters are running in the same direction. The character are, from top to bottom: Luffy, Zoro, Nami and Sanji.

Knowledge

An illustration divided diagonally. On the left side, a person is lying on their stomach, looking at a television, with a shadow that appears to be two beer bottles and a remote control. On the right side, a person is sitting cross-legged, reading a book, with a shadow showing a fantastical landscape, including a castle, planets, rockets, and a dinosaur. Above the illustration, in a purple banner, the text reads: 'Knowledge is KEY 💯💯'. Below the diagonal line, near the center, there is a small watermark '@flop_the_fllix'.

Text message

Too relatable

A screenshot of a text conversation with "Mom" shows messages that read, "Where are you? x," followed by a series of replies from the other party that escalate from "I'm coming hoe" to "*home," then "Home!" and "HOM!" ending with "Fucking piece of shit". The second, third and fourth message shows a red exclamation mark, indicating that the message has not been delivered.

Message

Not naming any name but yk who u are

A crying white cat sits in front of a computer screen. The text says, "When you send a message to a friend who's online and right after that, they go offline."

Flashlight

Weaponization of flashlights

The image is a four-panel image featuring two characters. In the first panel, one character states "I have epilepsy." In the second panel the other character holds a card. In the third panel the first character says "Have a look at my flashlight in strobe mode". In the fourth panel the second character has an exaggerated frightened expression.

Toaster

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"

Toaster

TOASTER?

The image shows a view of the Martian landscape as if seen through the camera of a space rover. In the corner is a drawing of a person wearing a hood and goggles. Above the image is the text "TOASTER?" and below it is text that says, "THE LAST IMAGE BEFORE THE MARS ROVER WENT OFFLINE."

Toaster

send me pics of rare/exotic toasters for no particular reason in question

Checkout

LOLOL

A photo of a doll with light brown hair, blue eyes, a wide nose and a slightly unsettling smile. The text reads "When you catch a glimpse of yourself in the self checkout camera."

Expense

The image shows an iPhone X with a price of $999.99, an AK-47 with a price of $600 on the Afghan black market, a furry convention ticket for $36.87, 20 magazines with 800 rounds for $300, and a van rental for $40. The text at the bottom says "Fun day out = $976.87".