Talkativeness Memes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Police

poor police

A four panel cartoon of a person with a beard and a joint in their mouth. In the first panel, the text on the image reads '*knock knock*' and 'Who is it?'. The text on the door is 'Police'. In the second panel the text reads 'Why are you here?' The text next to the door reads 'We want to talk to you'. In the third panel the text reads 'How many you all are?'. The text next to the door reads 'Two'. In the fourth panel, the text reads 'Then talk to each other!'. The text at the bottom of the image are URLs.

People

Shitpost-master general

A black and white drawing of a girl in a school uniform with her finger to her lips. Speech bubbles around her read, "If people find out I talked to you my reputation will be ruined!" and "Now, don't tell anyone, ok?"

Army

We all know what rapper she’s talking about…

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. The user, @devonodevon, writes: I'm a retired 69 year old army vet white grandmother who hates rap and I can't stop listening!! I keep playing this to my grand kids and now they're not speaking to me because THEY CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH and COMMON SENSE. When he appeared as the Jamaican HOOBOY I WOKE UP THE WHOLE STREET LAUGHING!!! GODBLESS AMERICA. There are also like and dislike buttons and a comment button.

Life

This definitely works

The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.

Talk

hey... anyone wanna talk?

A woman with blonde hair and a black top looks directly at the camera.

Money

if you not talking money

A stick figure is sitting on a chair, with an object pouring something over its head. The text in the image says, "IF YOUR NOT TALKING MONEY I DON'T WANT TO TALK".

Rapper

A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The title reads "sounds about right. Fucking typical. This is how it goes with anyone I talk to". The thread shows a user asking to name two hip-hop artists so they can be compared. The first response is asking whether they meant "Aesop rock or Lupe fiasco". Then there's a response that claims that Lupe is better as a lyricist. Another user asks if they meant "aesop rock or asap rocky" because they are different rappers, to which the user replies he meant asap and that he never actually listened to Aesop rock.

Cleverbot

Uh, WHO?!

The image shows a screenshot of the Cleverbot website. The text "cleverbot" is at the top in colorful letters. Below it, "10166 people talking" is written. The chatbot conversation reads: "Do I exist?" "Yes you do." "Do I?" "Do you think you do?" "I have no idea!" Then, "She's pretty" is written followed by a share button. A text input field says "say to cleverbot...".

Existence

Well, Thanks Cleverbot, I guess?

Woman

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.