Swimming Pool Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Prank

A hand holds a clear, translucent polymer ball over a body of water, demonstrating its near-invisibility when submerged. Below the image, a text conversation on Tumblr describes a prank idea: first, putting invisible polymer balls in a bath to scare someone, and second, escalating the idea significantly to hiding large, shaped figures in every swimming pool in America.

Jokes

Donation

Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

Terrorist

What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?

A bath bomb.

Stroke

Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?

A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.

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