Specific memes

There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.

People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.

My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.

She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,

"It didn't work out."

She told me to be more specific, so I said,

"I just told you, she didn't exercise."