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The top half of the image shows a sign that reads "Employees Must Wash anus" with a symbol of hands washing. Below the sign is a cartoon character with a serious expression. At the bottom of the image is the text "Good soldiers follow orders."

BoBiSgReAt

war

The image shows a split between a black-and-white background of a war scene with soldiers and helicopters, and the yellow face of the Sesame Street character Bert in color in the foreground. The text on top says, "Retail workers when they hear Mariah Carey start singing..."

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image shows two soldiers in a trench. One soldier is crouching and aiming his gun forward, while the other one is holding a hand grenade. The text reads: "I don't know. Videogames haven't been invented yet. Bro, what is 'violence'?"

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a soldier wearing a ton of yellow, wheel-like objects. The caption reads: "You see, Vladimir, when wear armor like mine, enemy will never be of shoot you for fear of explode city bloc".

Heroin Monkey

The top part of the image shows a person wearing a dark red t-shirt with the text "IT'S NOT HOME UNLESS IT SMELLS LIKE CHLORINE" and an icon of a swimming person. Below it is a black and white photograph of soldiers in a war. The image plays on the phrase 'smells like home' and the strong smell of chlorine in a swimming pool.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white photo of soldiers landing on a beach from a boat. In the middle of the photo is the cartoon character Chris McLean with his arms spread out in a welcoming manner. The text on the image reads, "Alright campers, today's challenge is gonna be a hard one."

Heroin Monkey

A soldier in military gear is standing on some steps, dropping a grenade. The image is captioned with the text: "Vibe check"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows Spongebob covered in snow lying on the ground, with the text below it saying, "A Nazi soldier succumbs to the harsh winter temperatures of Stalingrad (Colorized, Circa 1942)".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels. The top panel displays a line graph with the title "Use over time for: bruh" and shows how the usage of the word "bruh" has changed over time from 1800 to 2010, peaking around 1850 and 2010. The bottom panel shows a painting of soldiers from 1847. One soldier on a horse says "Sir they breached our defenses" and another replies "Bruh".

Heroin Monkey

The image is divided into three panels. The top panel shows several fighter jets flying in the sky over a desert landscape with fire and smoke in the background and the text "Born too late to deploy to the Middle East." The middle panel shows a nighttime cityscape with a mosque and golden dome in the foreground and a person standing on top of the dome, with the text "Born too early to deploy to the Middle East." The bottom panel shows a soldier in a military vehicle in a war zone with buildings in the background and the text "Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a comparison of two sons. On the top, there is a graphic of two rectangular sections labeled "Your Son" and "MY SON". In "Your Son", there is a silhouette of a feminine character. In "My Son" is a silhouette of a soldier. Below is a picture with "Your Son" labeling a blurry image of someone wearing pink-blue-white striped stockings and "MY SON" labeling a coffin draped in the US flag.

Toast ツ

A soldier in full gear with night vision goggles is holding a weapon while walking on a battlefield. He is followed by two more soldiers. The background shows explosions, smoke, and trees.

𝖚𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖟

true though

The image is a four-panel comparison of the character Captain Price from the "Call of Duty" game franchise in various games. The panels are labeled "COD 1", "COD 2", "MW2", and "MW3". The text on the image reads "HE NEVER GETS OLD".

King bob

South Korea

A military parade showing a large, camouflage-painted missile on a transporter vehicle, with a soldier in uniform standing to the left of the vehicle. In the background, a building and a large portrait of a man can be seen.

TheForeverVirgin

The image shows two soldiers in a game. One soldier says: "Me: Friendly Fire is on". The other soldier, his friend, is aiming at him with a pistol.

Anonymous

Smash

The image shows a cartoon woman with two clone troopers in front of her. The text on the image says "STOP! Eyes up front soldier! Aunt Cass is temporary. We've got a war to win! Don't look at her. The 501st is eternal. FOR THE REPUBLIC!"

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows a meme with text above an image of a green Bionicle figure. The text says, "Soldier: *has rash on leg* Civil War Doctor:". The Bionicle figure is posed as if it is chopping something with an axe.

Dawson Maxey

NIKADO AVACADO JOINS THE MILITARY

A man with a red t-shirt and military helmet is standing behind another man who is wearing a military uniform and sunglasses. Text on the image says, "joined the military..."

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This. Is. Sparta

A cartoon image shows a small baby being thrown into the air by someone whose arms are visible in the lower right corner, with the text 'Spartans when a 3 year old can't bench press a boulder and kill 30 soldiers in 0.5 secs:' above.