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Cop

58 views · Anonymous · 8 days ago

The last thing Gta5 cops see when aiming a pistol at trevor (fucking) phillips

A low-resolution digital image featuring a soldier who strongly resembles Eminem. He is wearing a desert-colored helmet and a tactical vest with pouches. He has one hand reaching out toward the viewer as if he has just thrown an object. A large hand grenade is flying through the air directly toward the camera, appearing blurred due to motion.

Fight

80 views · Anonymous · 2 months ago

A male soldier in camouflage uniform is holding a female soldier in a chokehold or headlock, both appearing to be in a training exercise on grass. The text at the top reads "equal rights" and at the bottom reads "equal fights."

Book burning

62 views · Anonymous · 2 months ago

A historical black and white photograph showing a Nazi soldier throwing books onto a massive bonfire at night. Several other people are standing in the background. The text above the image reads, "tfw you burn someone's gay porn stash and they're still crying about it a century later."

Saddam Hussein

167 views · Shitpost master-general · 3 months ago

An illustration showing a cross-section of the earth. A small, shallow bunker is visible near the surface, labeled 'Saddam Hussein,' containing a prone figure, an 'Air vent,' and a 'Fan.' The entrance is labeled 'Entrance hidden by bricks and rubble,' with two figures standing above it. Below this bunker, a vast, complex cavern system is shown, populated by figures resembling ancient soldiers carrying spears, and other hidden subterranean features like digging gnomes and a massive dark cave structure.

Lingerie

141 views · Shitpost master-general · 3 months ago

A screenshot of an online comment section. The top comment by 'sissyslutforyouonly' reads: "I wore my mom's lingerie and got off to imagining my dad doing me (I'm not a girl)". A reply by 'dave_mustains_stolen_riff' features a black and white image of a war-weary soldier with a thousand-yard stare, looking intensely into the camera.

Life

82 views · Willy b · 7 months ago

An illustration depicts a man with a mustache, wearing a dark military beret with an emblem, reflective sunglasses, and a military uniform with "Poland" on the sleeve. He holds a rifle in one hand and has a lit cigar in his mouth. The background is an orange gradient. Below the image, text reads: "In 1967, Polish mercenary Rafal Ganowicz was asked what it felt like to take human life, 'I wouldn't know, I've only ever killed communists.'"

Lyric

49 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet from user Plain As Day Quavo. The tweet text reads 'Saw people were sharing their favorite lyrics so here's some of mine'. Below are four square panels. The top left panel shows a person covering their face, with the text 'through them hospital doors' and 'FLUSHING SCOTCH "COUGH SYRUP" COYOTE'. The top right panel shows Eminem with a boombox, with the text 'Meanwhile my attention's pulled in another direction. Some receptionist' and 'EMINEM "LIKE TOY SOLDIERS"'. The bottom left panel shows Robert Palmer, with the text 'Doctor, doctor, gimme the news' and 'ROBERT PALMER "BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU (DOCTOR, DOCTOR)"'. The bottom right panel shows Bob Geldof, with the text 'Something's wrong. She was lying on the bed. Crying when I walked in' and 'BOB GELDOF "I CRY TOO"'. Each lyric quote is enclosed in double quotes.

Sheet

30 views · Creed (shit isnt availabe) · 11 months ago

A collage image showing a box of Reynolds Foil Sheets, a close-up of the word 'FOIL', two F-22 Raptor fighter jets, an American flag, and a soldier with a rifle standing next to the box of foil.

Combat

10 views · Lil’ bro · 1 year ago

Black and white image with Spongebob and Sandy dressed up like soldiers from World War I. Sandy is on the left, and Spongebob is on the right. The image is captioned: "A German and American soldier engaged in hand to hand combat during World War 1 in the trenches. "No man's land", circa 1917."

Order

153 views · Your local comrade · 2 years ago

The top half of the image shows a sign that reads "Employees Must Wash anus" with a symbol of hands washing. Below the sign is a cartoon character with a serious expression. At the bottom of the image is the text "Good soldiers follow orders."

War

BoBiSgReAt · 2 years ago

war

The image shows a split between a black-and-white background of a war scene with soldiers and helicopters, and the yellow face of the Sesame Street character Bert in color in the foreground. The text on top says, "Retail workers when they hear Mariah Carey start singing..."

Violence

16 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white image shows two soldiers in a trench. One soldier is crouching and aiming his gun forward, while the other one is holding a hand grenade. The text reads: "I don't know. Videogames haven't been invented yet. Bro, what is 'violence'?"

Armor

20 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo of a soldier wearing a ton of yellow, wheel-like objects. The caption reads: "You see, Vladimir, when wear armor like mine, enemy will never be of shoot you for fear of explode city bloc".

Home

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The top part of the image shows a person wearing a dark red t-shirt with the text "IT'S NOT HOME UNLESS IT SMELLS LIKE CHLORINE" and an icon of a swimming person. Below it is a black and white photograph of soldiers in a war. The image plays on the phrase 'smells like home' and the strong smell of chlorine in a swimming pool.

Challenge

11 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white photo of soldiers landing on a beach from a boat. In the middle of the photo is the cartoon character Chris McLean with his arms spread out in a welcoming manner. The text on the image reads, "Alright campers, today's challenge is gonna be a hard one."

Vibe

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A soldier in military gear is standing on some steps, dropping a grenade. The image is captioned with the text: "Vibe check"

Winter

32 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows Spongebob covered in snow lying on the ground, with the text below it saying, "A Nazi soldier succumbs to the harsh winter temperatures of Stalingrad (Colorized, Circa 1942)".

Bruh

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two panels. The top panel displays a line graph with the title "Use over time for: bruh" and shows how the usage of the word "bruh" has changed over time from 1800 to 2010, peaking around 1850 and 2010. The bottom panel shows a painting of soldiers from 1847. One soldier on a horse says "Sir they breached our defenses" and another replies "Bruh".

Middle East

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is divided into three panels. The top panel shows several fighter jets flying in the sky over a desert landscape with fire and smoke in the background and the text "Born too late to deploy to the Middle East." The middle panel shows a nighttime cityscape with a mosque and golden dome in the foreground and a person standing on top of the dome, with the text "Born too early to deploy to the Middle East." The bottom panel shows a soldier in a military vehicle in a war zone with buildings in the background and the text "Born just in time to deploy to the Middle East."

Son

2 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a comparison of two sons. On the top, there is a graphic of two rectangular sections labeled "Your Son" and "MY SON". In "Your Son", there is a silhouette of a feminine character. In "My Son" is a silhouette of a soldier. Below is a picture with "Your Son" labeling a blurry image of someone wearing pink-blue-white striped stockings and "MY SON" labeling a coffin draped in the US flag.

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