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Nut Master

A puppet-like character with a shocked expression is seen mid-ejaculation, with a white substance flying through the air. The text above the image says, "when you nut and your dad walks into the room."

Heroin Monkey

A dark horse wearing a hat is inside a bar. The text above says "You're never gonna believe what just happened" and the response is "Tell me". The text below says "horse in the bar".

shaylie lol

The image shows a four-panel reaction meme. The top panel shows a person laughing with the caption "You:". The second panel shows another person laughing with the caption "Your brother:". The third panel shows a white cat with an awkward smile with the caption "The guest:". The fourth panel shows a person with a serious face with the caption "Your mom:". Above the panels, the text reads "When you tell a slightly offensive joke at the dinner table."

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon image of a man in a suit kicking out his leg, narrowly missing a label reading "Feelings". Text reads: "whoops, almost stepped into some shit."

Cupツ

me rn

A close-up of a hand holding a lit joint with smoke rising from the end.

Heroin Monkey

A man is shown falling from a tall building. The text reads "*pauses* *zooms in* my name is bob and you might be wondering how i got myself into this situation."

Heroin Monkey

A still of a man wearing a red and gold robe looking up. The text above the man reads "A toddler watching an entire bookshelf tilt towards them."

Heroin Monkey

A young man with blond hair is smiling at the camera. The text above him reads: "How I look at my cab driver after my luggage starts screaming for help."

Heroin Monkey

A cartoonish bird with an angry expression and a burning fuse above its head is below the text "It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits."

Nateツ

A man in a green sweater is standing next to a grill. He is pouring a liquid from a white bottle onto the burning fire in the grill. The text above the image reads: "When you know what you're about to say is gonna cause a s*** storm, but you say it anyway."

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon image of Spongebob's front door with two green balls stuck in the crack. The text says "Spongebob open the door. My balls are stuck."

Heroin Monkey

Two glasses of water, one labeled "OPTIMIST" and having clear liquid and the text "THE GLASS IS HALF FULL", the other labeled "PESSIMIST" and having yellow liquid and the text "THE GLASS IS PISS".

Ness Plays

Parties when I pull up:

A two-part image. The top part shows a gray, featureless man (Meme Man) in a suit carrying pizza boxes, walking through a door with a text label 'WAT' written over the door. The bottom part shows the same room in chaos. The room is on fire, and has several cartoon characters, namely Trollface, Spike from Brawl Stars, Meme Man, Lancer from Deltarune, Skid and Pump from Spooky Month, and Elmo. The text 'WAT' is again written over meme man.

Ness Plays

Algorithim meme

The meme consists of three panels. The first panel shows a character from The Simpsons, Moe, holding a sword and pulling another character by the collar. In front of them stands a Mike Wazowski character with a grumpy face. In the second panel, only Moe is visible with the sword. In the third panel, Moe is looking back, and the Mike Wazowski character is peeking from behind a corner.

M3ME G0D

A video still showing a child in front of a green screen. To the left is a box of toys. The text above reads: "Me showing the airport security what's in my bag:"

Chexers

A man with a beanie and headphones looks to the side. The text on the image reads: "Me saying 'It is what it is' after going through the most traumatic situation of my entire life."

Wade

Now

A Venn diagram shows two overlapping circles. The left circle is labeled "Dark Times". The right circle is labeled "Dumb Times". The overlap of both circles is labeled "Now".

Wade

Fight

The image shows a chart of character reactions during a fight. The characters are: one that is fighting, one that tries to stop the fight, one filming, one is confused, one just watches, and one that is screaming. The text at the top says "*a fight starts*".

Wade

FNAF 3

The image is a two-panel comic with a cartoon dog in a hat sitting at a table with a mug. In the first panel, the background is on fire, and the text reads, "Fnaf 3 location". In the second panel, the dog has a big smile and says, "THIS IS FINE." The text "Springtrap" is also visible in the second panel.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

short people when they see rain

A man with blue eyes and a beard is looking up, his facial expression suggests surprise or fear. The background is a blurred blue, which could be a wall or the sky.

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