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Jazzy💕

A cat is pictured with its mouth open as though it is laughing. The text reads, "Me when I'm alone and the voice in my head says something funny."

Jazzy💕

A woman is crying while holding a telephone receiver to her ear. The text above the image says, "Me calling my best friend when the smallest inconvenient thing happens to me."

Jazzy💕

smh

A meme showing a person with a skeptical expression and the text: "Me: Things can't possibly get any worse. Things:"

Jazzy💕

A person is looking into a sink drain with water running. The caption reads: "Them: So you really just gonna let everything we had go down the drain???"

Anonymous

A cartoon character, resembling Maurice from the movie Madagascar, sits in a wheelchair. The text overlay reads, "Mauricio, I can't. I can't move it."

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏツ

A cartoon image shows a comparison between a person trying to sleep and a mosquito. The text reads: "Me trying to sleep. That one mosquito in my room."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a Facebook post that reads, "Imagine giving me head & I yell out BORRRRRRINGGGGGGGG."

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️

Comment if you can relate🤌

The meme shows two images. The first is an image of Michael Scott looking tense and the text "ME" above it. The second image is of a crying cat and the text "MY SISTER" above it. The text above both images says "Me: *Sneaking out with my sister* My sister: *Stubs her toe*"

Anonymous

I’m a professional 😉

A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"

MEME LORD

A yellow Labrador is sitting in the backseat of a car, looking directly into the camera with a slightly concerned expression. The text above the dog reads: "How my dog stares at me after I murmur 'Bad things happen to good people' with my shlong in my hand."

Anonymous

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a woman with blonde braided hair and a nose ring looking up into the camera, with text overlay reading 'help me stepbro, i'm stuck'. The bottom panel shows Rick Astley smiling, with text overlay reading 'you know the rules and so do i'.

Anonymous

My friend is has the best ideas

A screenshot of a discord conversation. Windy says that hopefully a bad situation wont happen, and the two friends might work it out. Seth replies with 'Eh'. Windy then says if the situation happens too much, to just put the persons parents in a retirement home. Seth replies with 'Lmao'.

Jazzy💕

Like mf how tf am I supposed to talk when my mouth is wide tf open

The image shows a scene from Spongebob Squarepants. Patrick Star is holding Spongebob's mouth open, while Spongebob looks distressed. The text on top of the image reads "Nobody: The dentist: So how's life going".

Heroin Monkey

A man leans over to grab a bag on the ground next to a woman who is sitting at a table using her phone. Text on the image says, "Country road" near the man and, "me home" near the bag.

Nut Master

A puppet-like character with a shocked expression is seen mid-ejaculation, with a white substance flying through the air. The text above the image says, "when you nut and your dad walks into the room."

Heroin Monkey

A dark horse wearing a hat is inside a bar. The text above says "You're never gonna believe what just happened" and the response is "Tell me". The text below says "horse in the bar".

shaylie lol

The image shows a four-panel reaction meme. The top panel shows a person laughing with the caption "You:". The second panel shows another person laughing with the caption "Your brother:". The third panel shows a white cat with an awkward smile with the caption "The guest:". The fourth panel shows a person with a serious face with the caption "Your mom:". Above the panels, the text reads "When you tell a slightly offensive joke at the dinner table."

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon image of a man in a suit kicking out his leg, narrowly missing a label reading "Feelings". Text reads: "whoops, almost stepped into some shit."

Cupツ

me rn

A close-up of a hand holding a lit joint with smoke rising from the end.

Heroin Monkey

A man is shown falling from a tall building. The text reads "*pauses* *zooms in* my name is bob and you might be wondering how i got myself into this situation."

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