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Anonymous
1 year ago

Real tho

A blurry image of a raccoon on a road at night with the text: "Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second."
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  • Unimportant Intelligence
    1 year ago

    tim

    A meme with a sunset background, silhouettes of giraffes and a bare tree. Text at the top says "Did you know?" and text at the bottom says "Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes."
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  • Jazzy💕
    1 year ago
    A meme shows a dog with a telephone receiver at its ear. The text above shows a conversation between 911 and a dog, where the dog reports that its owner has been gone for .02 seconds, and 911 asks if the dog has tried eating the couch.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    Allow me to assume please.

    A drawing shows two people facing each other. The first person, on the left, asks "how are you?". The second person answers: "my pronouns are...", and the person on the right replies: "You have exactly 10 seconds to get the fuck out of my house."
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  • chunkemunke 2.0
    1 year ago

    Brutha was caught lacking

    A boy with dark hair is sitting at a school desk, holding a laptop. The laptop screen shows a website with rows of posters. The boy is looking sideways at the camera.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A cartoon image of Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc. is shown with a distorted background of swirling patterns in pink and yellow. The text above Mike reads, "When you stand up too fast and have to stand still for 10 seconds trying not to black out."
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  • ♢ Shy Dragon ♢
    1 year ago

    ☕️

    A Google search bar shows the query "Should I kill someone, or have a cup of tea?" The "Did you mean" suggestion is "Should I kill someone, and have a cup of tea?" Below this is the text "Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you." and an image of a person sipping tea next to a British flag.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The top part of the image shows a digital painting with Gandalf on the back of a giant eagle. In the background, there is a dark, imposing castle. Above the castle, there is dark smoke billowing out of it. The bottom part of the image shows two men, with one of them telling the other: "Sir, a second eagle has hit the towers."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a Google search page for "sigma". The results are encircled and connected by lines to multiple images of Patrick Bateman.
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  • Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    1 year ago

    Jorking my peniys

    The image is a screenshot of a tweet by user @Xvstardust_. The tweet text reads: One time I was jorking mine peniys and... Well... Let's just say it got hard...
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  • trixiedixie🥰
    1 year ago
    A man with a mischievous smile is leaning forward with his head resting on his hand looking directly at the viewer. Text above and below his image reads "OH, SO YOU WANNA KNOW WHERE MEMES COME FROM? THAT SHOULD ONLY TAKE A FEW SECONDS..."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A Google search result showing that the NATO reporting name for the MiG-15 is "Fagot". The text also says that the Soviets provided the MiG-15 to communist satellite nations, including North Korea.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A four-panel comic shows a man cuddling a dog, speaking 'yuss, gimme kissus.' In the second panel, a second man says 'Gross! He was licking his balls 30 seconds ago!' The third panel shows the first man with a surprised face and the dog looking normal. In the fourth panel, the first man looks disgusted and apologetic, saying '...I'm sorry.'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a green cartoon character with red eyes. Below the image is text of a story about a date gone wrong, ending with the line "That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda."
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  • Blach66.1
    2 years ago
    The image is a visual puzzle. It shows two nearly identical images of a bridge over a river. The left image is not marked, the right image has a red circle marking an area. The text says "Everyone can spot the bridge - but you have 20/20 vision if you can see hidden face in under 6 seconds." above the two images. Above the two images, the text says: "I mean, I seen the balls first does that count?"
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  • GG Miller
    2 years ago
    A person with a black floral shirt is holding a stick with a round object in the air on a stage with large fire flames in the background. Text at the top says, "Teacher leaves the class for 0.003 seconds." The website boredpanda.com is in the lower right corner.
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  • Wade
    2 years ago

    Maid Outfit

    A comic panel with a character wearing a white outfit with a hood asking "YOU GONNA KILL ME, ZODIAC?" A figure in a black mask replies "KILL YOU?? HOW WOULD YOU PUT ON THE MAID OUTFIT IF I KILLED YOU?" The white character replies, "I'VE DIED BEFORE, AND... WAIT, THE WHAT?!" The masked character says "ON SECOND THOUGHT, IT MIGHT BE EASIER THAT WAY. GOOD CALL!"
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    Winnie
    2 years ago

    This Jake

    A skeleton with two rifles stands in front of a laptop screen. The text on top reads: "Me when i don't see any spooky memes 3 seconds into October 1".
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  • Wade
    2 years ago

    Reddit

    A cartoon image showing two characters. A smaller character is looking straight forward while a taller character with a red hat is yelling at the smaller character while pointing his finger at him. The text reads: "Reddit conversations every 5 seconds."
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