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Waking Up

53 views · Gummy gummy gummy bear · 2 months ago

Oh fuck no 💀

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The sender (green bubble) says, "I want to wake up with you the rest of my life". The receiver (grey bubble) replies, "I get up at 5 am". The sender immediately responds, "Nevermind".

Gym

11 views · 𝗚𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗯𝗮̈𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗻 · 1 year ago

The image shows two contrasting photos with text above each. The first photo, labeled "Gyms on January 1st", depicts a densely packed crowd of people. The second photo, labeled "Gyms on January 2nd", shows an empty gym with rows of exercise machines.

Group chat

33 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white image of a muscular man with a beard above an image that lists a schedule including waking up, masturbating, saying "Gm" in the group chat, being ignored, and stating he will kill himself.

Time

7 views · opal💫 · 1 year ago

A chart showing the times of the day from 1 am to 12 pm, with a cheese icon next to each of the morning times (am) and a steak icon next to each of the afternoon times (pm).

Ride

7 views · DAP ME UP · 1 year ago

Rate my daily schedule

The image shows a daily schedule. It lists activities from waking up at 6 AM to going to sleep at 3 or 4 AM, including school, meals, chores, and walking the dog. It also mentions snacks, specifically "3 grilled cheeses on hamburger buns."

Procrastination

2 views · Wade · 2 years ago

Procrastination

A picture of a Kermit the Frog doll sitting on a white bed. The text above reads: "Me: I'll do it at 8 Time: 8.05 Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

Sleep

13 views · Fellow · 2 years ago

A person in a white shirt and pajama pants is moving in a blurry way. The text on top reads: "Me at 3am after saying I would go to sleep at 10pm to fix my sleep schedule."

Course

6 views · Rylee ੈ♡˳ · 2 years ago

proved em all wrong..

A table displaying a student's 2023-2024 school schedule with courses such as Career and College Exploration, Pre-Algebra, Advisory, Honors Science, Honors Language Arts, Honors United States History, Lunch, Technology Apps, Physical Education, Student Leadership, and Professional Communications.

Procrastination

48 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

So true tho ☠️😂🤣

The image shows a Kermit the Frog plush sitting on a white surface. Above Kermit, there is a text saying "Me: I'll do it at 8", "Time: 8.05", and "Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now".

Time

1 view · LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

lol

A plush Kermit the Frog is sitting up in bed looking slightly annoyed. The text on the image reads: "Me: I'll do it at 8. Time: 8:05. Me: looks like I gotta wait till 9 now."

Bedtime

9 views · 《 rmk 》 · 3 years ago

fax

A skeleton with long hair and a red streak is playing an electric guitar. He's in a graveyard setting. Above him, the text reads "I WENT TO BED AT" and below him is "830 INSTEAD OF 8".

Work

Anonymous · 3 years ago

he gonna be late

A brown cat is driving a car, looking stressed or angry. The text on the image says: "When you have to be to work at 9 but you left the house at 8:58..."