Ring memes
damn they did them durty
my bf
Jokes
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
A salesman rings the doorbell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”