Recruitment memes
💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*
Jokes
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"