Procedure memes

I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?

because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.