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Heroin Monkey

A photo shows the lid of a puzzle box featuring a picture of Peppa Pig. The lid says '500 pieces puzzle'. The open box below is filled with a large pile of finely chopped meat.

Face mcshooty

A basketball player is about to dunk while the caption states: How that one bro feels after leaving you on delivered all day like your one of his side pieces.

A Star Wars Fan

A photo of a chess board with the flags of the United States and the United Kingdom at the top and bottom. The chess pieces on the top half of the board are arranged according to the initials of United States. The chess pieces on the bottom half of the board are arranged according to the initials of United Kingdom.

Heroin Monkey

A child sits in a high chair covered in spaghetti and sauce with a green food tray in front of him. The text overlay reads, "He threw a piece of bread at me so I flipped his lil dumbass over. Fuck them kids."

Adolf kitler

A white cat wearing glasses and a bow tie is sitting at a table with scientific glassware. There is a blackboard behind it with formulas on it. The text reads: "What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6x10^23 pieces? Guacamole."

MEME LORD

He threw a piece of bread at me so I flipped his
lil dumbass over. Fuck them kids

Heroin Monkey

A mugshot of a man is shown below a news headline: "Kenya: Chinese tourist arrested with 300 zebra pieces in his luggage."

Willy b

A cross-section diagram of the Y-1561 implosion sphere showing component placement with the text "You happy???"

Anonymous

Oop- get called out

A screenshot of a tweet by user @selfluvnbbg. The tweet reads, "What do boys even find attractive about boobs, they are literally balls of fat on my chest. IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the text 'Middle Eastern countries on their way to fight over the same piece of desert in the middle of nowhere for the 1000th time (the god poopenfarten said it belonged to them)' above an image of Thanos, with a sword, ready to fight.

Heroin Monkey

A photo of actor Keanu Reeves looking slightly impatient. The text overlay reads: "Me waiting for my grandpa to stop choking so I can tell him I put a lego piece in his oatmeal."

Thoroughsum1767

Im the best at tetris

A screenshot of a game of Twitch Tetris. The game displays a message "Good game! Better luck next time. Your score was 100". The controls are displayed with Move Block A, D; Soft Drop S; Rotate W, E; Save Piece Shift; Hard Drop Space; Pause Esc.

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A person in a lego head and red shirt, with very realistic looking fingers, stands in front of a brown wall, an open doorway and a sign that says "ROOMS". Above the person the text says: "Piece of advice: never watch the lego movie on a 4k tv"

Lostin Flowers

Now that's the piece I'm missing!

The image shows a figure with a jigsaw puzzle pattern over it. There is one missing piece in the head area. A hand is holding up the last puzzle piece, which is labeled 'ONE BILLION DOLLARS'. The text on the image says 'Sometimes all a person needs is that one missing piece'.

Wade

"LOVE YOUR
NEIGHBOR AS
YOURSELF"
YOU FUCKING
MORON
HELLO
NEIGHBOR
YOU WORTHLESS
PIECE OF HUMAN
SHIT
BY EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS FOR Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

M3ME G0D

A lined paper with the text 'AP ART FINAL' at the top and a large chain of connected 'S' shapes in the center. Above the paper is the text '*wipes tears* it's... it's beautiful' and below that 'A piece that defines a generation'.

Wade

Neighbor

The image is a four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a priest at a pulpit says, "Love your neighbor as yourself." In the second panel, a woman waves at a man from her car and says, "Hello neighbor." In the third panel, the woman yells, "You fucking moron." at the man. In the fourth panel, the man yells at the woman, "You worthless piece of human shit."

The Unknown King of Moderation

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

The image is a four-panel comic strip titled "SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF". In the first panel, a character with a red shirt and black hair is holding a stack of games, saying he can't wait to be a useless piece of shit and play them all day. The second panel shows the same character falling down the stairs, with the text "FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS". The third panel shows another character with a blue shirt, a yellow note on his head saying "I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!", while also saying "I TOLD YOU, DOG!" The fourth panel shows the red-shirt character falling down the stairs again, saying "IT KEEPS HAPPENING". Below these four panels, there is another panel featuring the blue-shirt character with a pixelated face and a white background with blue and red pixel art and the text: "I TOLD YOU MAN", and below "I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!"

Daddy dick

BEND YOUR FUCKING KNEE

A picture of Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones with the text 'When you're trying to get your toddler's legs into a one-piece pajama' above her and the text 'BEND THE KNEE' below her.

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