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Heroin Monkey

A dog is lying on the floor with a sweater on. The caption on the image says: "Top 10 Most Dangerous Snakes Around The World."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel meme. The first panel shows a person leaving a house, with a speech bubble saying "woof woof". The second panel shows a dog running. The third panel shows a dog looking at a computer. The fourth panel shows a Google search query, "where did my balls go".

Heroin Monkey

A white dog with a bald eagle's head sits on grass.

Heroin Monkey

A cartoon picture of Jerry Mouse with wide eyes. The text above says: "I wanna name my puppy 'insane' so when people ask 'are you fucking insane?' I can say 'no I'm fucking my sister'".

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel comic shows a man cuddling a dog, speaking 'yuss, gimme kissus.' In the second panel, a second man says 'Gross! He was licking his balls 30 seconds ago!' The third panel shows the first man with a surprised face and the dog looking normal. In the fourth panel, the first man looks disgusted and apologetic, saying '...I'm sorry.'

Heroin Monkey

A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Salad

A small white kitten with black spots is being held by pink kitchen tongs. The text above the image reads: "dad!" and below "Why is someone grabbing that kitten with tongs?!" A blue text box in the corner says "salad"

doom enternel

waiting for female mate

A dog is standing on a tiled floor. Above its tail a blurred image of a peacock fan is added. The text in the image asks: "Have you ever been so happy you became a peacock?"

The Radio Demon

cats

The image shows a cat meme. The top part of the meme says, "Cats: descended from the most ferocious killing machines on the planet. Also cats:". The bottom part is an image of a ginger cat with its tongue sticking out.

Toast ツ

A white and orange cat is standing in a bag filled with brown food pellets. The text overlay reads "bulking season".

Rey Rey

help pls find my dawg

A flyer with the text "I lost my bitchass dog again. He's ugly as fuck and keeps running away but I still love him, plus I already bought him shit and I don't wanna return the stuff. Please bring him back, his name is Señor Woofers. He probably won't respond to it cus he's a fake lil bitch though. Please contact me at 661-440-5950 or booteyeater6969@gmail.com. Reward: $5ish maybe." Below the text is a picture of a small dog with a brown wig.

Toast ツ

A close-up shot of an orange cat's paw with pink toe beans. A small, pink pill is lying on the ground next to it. The text overlay says "HELP HELP HIS BEAN FELL OFF".

Wei

What. The. Hell

The image shows a Google search page with the search query “how to train your poo” highlighted. Below, a stick figure is pointing at a pile of poop saying “SIT! Good Poop.”

The Banana Guy

The meme shows two images of cats. The first cat is a cute, grey kitten with big eyes. The second cat is a tan adult cat with big eyes and buck teeth. The text on the image reads, "The cat on the internet" above the kitten image and "The cat I bought cause internet influences me to have one" above the adult cat image.

XI

A Google search shows search suggestions like "how to train your poo", "how to train your poodle", "how to train your poodle puppy" etc.. Below, a stick figure is pointing to a pile of poop and says: "SIT! Good Poop".

Rylee ੈ♡˳

a heart to make ur day better :D

Two cats standing next to each other with their tails forming a heart shape.

incompetent ricecel_69

who likes cats?

A light brown tabby cat with big green eyes looks directly at the camera. The cat is holding onto an invisible edge with its front paws.

Grizzlymilk

He has been expecting you…

A white hedgehog wearing a black top hat sits on a tiny silver chair. A hand is visible in the top right corner. The text on the post says 'He has been expecting you…'

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🥰

A close up shot of a Doberman dog with its tongue out, licking a heart-shaped lollipop.

timmyy

I tried taking a pic of my dog

The image is very blurry and depicts a fluffy brown and white dog. The quality is very low, making the dog's face difficult to make out.

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