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Anonymous

Happens any time I'm sick or would be lyingg in bed all day for any reason

A spotted dog is nestled in a bed, looking very comfortable.

Anonymous

What # are you? Im 7

The image is a chart titled "A cat meows" with 7 possible reactions to a cat meowing. They are: "arnt you a little baby" #1, Pets the cat #2, Responds conversationally #3, Meows back #4, Ignores #5, Responds with insults but pets it anyway #6, and is afraid of cats #7.

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when my teacher says were my homework at

A golden retriever is lying on a red carpet, holding a toy gun in its paws. The text "PEW PEW PEW" is overlaid at the bottom of the image.

Jazzy💕

A dog wearing glasses and a black turtleneck, looking slightly annoyed. The text on the image says: "me when I call it Tar-jay instead of Target."

Cupツ

him again i got him yesterday

A close-up photo shows a black cat with green eyes being petted by a person with a ring on their finger.

Cupツ

this is bacon rate him 10/10

A dark image of a cat.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows stick figures representing different couples. The text says "LOVE IS LOVE" and "Respect". The couples include same-sex partners and a couple with a pet.

Heroin Monkey

A tan toy pet with large eyes is in the foreground, a YouTube video is visible in the lower left showing a building on fire.

Thoughtless

The image is a four-panel comic. The upper left panel shows a small stick figure on a rock outcropping saying in a speech bubble, "Not all dogs are good boys." The upper right panel shows a crowd of angry looking stick figures with weapons. The lower left panel shows the same stick figure on a rock saying, "Some are good girls." The lower right panel shows the crowd of stick figures now smiling.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white cat looks directly at the camera with a serious expression. Text at the top reads, "Get your big ass ears out of the caption! IDOT". At the bottom is a TikTok username.

shaylie lol

A young child is holding a toy gun toward a small dog. The text above says "Why you eat my shicken nugget". An angry emoji appears at the bottom.

shaylie lol

A black and brown dachshund dog with bulging blue eyes and swollen cheeks looks directly at the camera. The text at the top of the image reads: "When you eat a grape at the grocery store and make eye contact with an employee."

Heroin Monkey

A product container with the label "Thomas Pet" and the words "BITCH PILLS" above "Prenatal Supplement for Dogs", next to a picture of a dog. It also shows "Net Wt: 12 oz (340 g) Powder".

Heroin Monkey

A frog is partially stuck inside a DVD player with the text "What are you doing step frog?"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a side-by-side comparison of two fluffy white animals. The left side shows a fluffy white poodle, the right side shows a larger, seemingly muscular white ferret. Below are the words: "Guy Tries to Buy Toy Poodles, Gets Fluffy, Steroid-Pumped Giant Ferrets Instead". Above the animals a news ticker reads "NUEVA MODALIDAD DE ESTAFA" and "CANICHE TOY O HURON?"

Zoey

Chat box

A black and white cat peeks out of a brown cardboard box.

Heroin Monkey

The text on the image says: "The dude I pay to stop by once a week to pick up poop in my backyard just realized that I don't have pets."

Heroin Monkey

A news headline reports that Chester the Liberty Mutual Bird has passed away at age 32. The top part of the meme shows the Liberty Mutual commercial with the actor and the Emu. The bottom part of the meme shows a man saluting and crying.

Heroin Monkey

A picture of a small kitten, illuminated by a bright light with text on top that reads "Fully charged".

Heroin Monkey

A white chicken stands on a skateboard. There is text that says, "I'm outside bitch open the door".

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