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Waurny_PIZZIC
I hate it when I say "suck my dick"
and people say "oH bUt yOu Don't
hAvE a Dick" you fools. Blithering
idiots. I mean my soul dick. My
metaphorical penis. I don't have a
physical penis protruding from my
body but the aura is there. Suck my
spirit dick, peasant.
7:13 AM 13/03/2019 from Portland, OR.
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I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

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Jazzy💕

This one is for Ethan (I'm with stupid)

OOPS I THINK
WE ARE LOST
JUST ASK THE
PEOPLE IN THE BUILDING

Anonymous

stop being horny. find jesus
@stopthehorny
I am CRYING because people have
sex. Please stop
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demondayhatesyout.00

Unimportant Intelligence

intelgent

Did you know?
Before Isaac Newton
discovered gravity in 1687,
people could fly

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

UHM U CANT CALL PPLS FAT NOWADAYS

A man with a beard and a cat filter on his face points his finger. The text above him says, "Potentially Pregnant."

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

lol

A man with glasses and a monocle is smiling and giving a thumbs up. The image text says, "Giving fake money to homeless people."

Anonymous

Just saying...mine is 13 and a half 😉

A pie chart shows who uses the phrase "Suck my dick." A tiny portion is attributed to 'Boys' and the rest is attributed to 'Girls'.

Anonymous

Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.

The image shows a Google search with autocomplete suggestions for 'why censorship', followed by two images of George Washington. The bottom image says 'BENJAMIN... GET THE MUSKET'.

Heroin Monkey

Two comments from the same user. The first comment posted 1 day ago says, "can people stop begging for followers, it's cringe." The second comment posted 2 months ago says, "Follow me or you are gay."

MEME LORD

A yellow Labrador is sitting in the backseat of a car, looking directly into the camera with a slightly concerned expression. The text above the dog reads: "How my dog stares at me after I murmur 'Bad things happen to good people' with my shlong in my hand."

MEME LORD

A man stands in front of a crowd of people in blue outfits. The image is a screenshot of a YouTube video with the title "fucked 100 people!"

MEME LORD

A screenshot of two comments on Pornhub. The first comment by user 'FunkyMonkey42069' is asking if K-Pop could be a substitute for "Ok Boomer". The second comment by user 'U12937492' says "My guy I'm here to blow my load not my mind."

Anonymous

A rubber duck with a red ball gag and a leather harness with spikes. The text reads: "People say my girlfriend acts like a friendly duck. Never getting out of my head."

Heroin Monkey

Anonymous

SNED HELP?!?!?!?

A Pinterest feed showing four different images. The first image on top left features hands forming a heart. The image next to it shows a drawing of a person with a hoodie, next to it the drawing is the text "40000000 000000054 get so cute". The bottom left image shows a stick-figure drawing titled "How to talk to short people" with instructions on how to have a better communication with short people. The last image on the bottom right shows an advertisement for "Wildmant Modal Big Briefs".

RapBoat

A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The title reads "sounds about right. Fucking typical. This is how it goes with anyone I talk to". The thread shows a user asking to name two hip-hop artists so they can be compared. The first response is asking whether they meant "Aesop rock or Lupe fiasco". Then there's a response that claims that Lupe is better as a lyricist. Another user asks if they meant "aesop rock or asap rocky" because they are different rappers, to which the user replies he meant asap and that he never actually listened to Aesop rock.

Wade

The image shows a tweet from amy @amyroses saying "don't break peoples heart! they only have one :(" and a reply from shadow @anyway-WOAH saying "yeah break their bone, they have 206."

RapBoat 2

A Reddit post with comments. The first comment states that Kid Cudi got engaged. The second comment expresses surprise, stating the commenter thought Cudi was gay and he could have done better, possibly because he's bald. The third comment predicts the relationship won't last more than 6 months.

DAP ME UP

A cartoon penguin is centered on a blue background with the text "PEOPLE THINK I'M CRAZY... I AM!" The penguin looks happy and laughs. The background is textured like brushed metal or stone with the laughing sound "HA HA HA" written all over.

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