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Forklift

Anonymous · 1 year ago
    • The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."
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    Test answer

    LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

    • Funny Test Answers #6

    A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".
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    Hair

    blach66 · 3 years ago
    • A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says: "Just take a minute and think about Riley's retarded hair cut. Shut up look at your greasy ass hair." The next message says: "Have you not released I don't give a small singular shit about my hair." The following message says: "There's probably shit in your hair." Finally, the last messages read: "It looks better than whatever dead raccoon has been super glued onto your forehead. But Yeah probably."
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    • Secret

    TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

    • I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys

    The image shows a disassembled car key at the top and a drawing of a mechanical character with glowing blue eyes with the text "I know the secrets of the machine". The caption at the top reads "when you learn how to disassemble your car key".
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    Adulthood

    hayden green · 3 years ago

    • quit comical

    The image shows a slide with the title "Dinka Scar Patterns". There are three headshots of Dinka men on the left side, all with scarification on their face, and a close-up headshot of another man on the right with similar markings. The text reads: "Initiation marks a young man's passage from boyhood to adulthood. Initiation means he no longer does a boy's work of milking, tethering the cattle, and corting dung. Initiation is marked by mutilation - tribal marks of several parallel lines or V-shaped marks - are scarified onto the youth's forehead."
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    • Chicken

    Hailey ❁ · 3 years ago

    • Omg my 34 week old chicken literally climbed onto my scooter Saturday. Pure gold 👌😂

    A brown chicken stands on a black scooter with the text "CYCLOP" visible on it. Another chicken is visible in the background walking on a tiled floor.
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