Old memes

Girl

13 days ago

A screenshot of a 4chan greentext post from October 11, 2015. It features an image of a young blonde girl and the following text: ">been chatting with cute 14 year old girl >really flirty and sexy >now she tells me she's an undercover cop >how fucking cool is that for someone her age"

Meme

1 year ago

A possum is sitting in a trash can with various items around it. The text on the image says, "When your phone suggests deleting old memes to save space. Don't touch my garbage."

Care

1 year ago

A cartoon image shows a Countryhuman, represented by a flag with a face, wearing a suit and looking annoyed. He gestures towards a group of smaller Countryhumans with flags and dates labeling their establishment years (1818, 1959, 1952, 1946). The text above reads, "Why do I have to take care of these old men?", with a note at the bottom saying "(based on f***ball wiki)" and "born in 1967".

Confession

5 days ago

A screenshot of a Twitter thread. The original post states, "if i had a dick i'd stack donuts on it". The reply begins by participating in the crude joke, saying, "Yeah I probably get 2 or 3 donuts ahaha," before abruptly transitioning into a detailed murder confession, providing the location (Sam Houston National Park 30.535993, -95.645309), depth (7.3 feet), and the victim's name and age (Josef Kalic, 34 years old), and the date of the crime (2006).

Prank

2 months ago

tf..

Meme

1 year ago

HOWWW

Meme

1 year ago

The image is a collection of panels with cartoon animals and nonsensical text. One panel shows a cat with the text "SOWA MMIEY IRET BIB TOKT". Another shows a cartoon skunk with the text "IHER'T DTXFI". The other panels include similar cartoon drawings of animals and nonsensical text.

Jokes

Funeral

7 years ago

"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"

Online dating

8 years ago

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

Couch

7 years ago

I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.

Old jokes