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Heroin Monkey

A screen capture of a tweet from KFC_UKI saying: "Me: eating, Ing: I'm full, Full: But I'm full, But: ok, Ok: what, What: what?"

Heroin Monkey

A shrimp on fire is dunking a basketball, while sharks are looming in the water below. The image contains the text "Krill yourself."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a three-panel meme. In the first panel, the text reads "The most handsome Redditor" next to a cartoon image of Squidward with his fingers in his nose. The second panel shows the text "The most handsome Twitter User" again next to the same image of Squidward. The third panel says "My best friend in seventh grade" next to an image of a cartoon character with his mouth open.

Heroin Monkey

A promotional image for PRIME Hydration drink featuring Logan Paul and KSI. The image has a pink background, with the word "PRIME" in large letters and images of a strawberry and a watermelon slice. Logan Paul is holding a bottle of the drink, while KSI is partially visible at the bottom of the image.

Heroin Monkey

A still image shows a close up of a gorilla's face against a black background with the text: "Bros face when he's in a coma, only able to blink, watching me stroke it in front of him."

Face mcshooty

Image with the text "Lana Rhoades' son looking for who his father is", along with a screenshot of a search result page with many pages.

Lil’ bro

The image shows a collage of four disgusting food items from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants, with the text "You lost a dare, and now you have to eat one of these 4 foods, which one are you choosing?"

Face mcshooty

A video game scene shows a blue character about to punch a punching bag-like character above him. The text reads: "When your boxing match is tomorrow and you don't have anything to train with so bro pops a rhino pill and lets you use that dih as a punching bag."

Face mcshooty

A man in a suit is pictured with the text: "What if alcohol was addicted to me and I'm just a victim? Did you ever think of that?"

Face mcshooty

A still from a film with a man looking slightly perplexed above the text "When she wants me to open up but I already told her my full name and favorite color."

Lil’ bro

What I mean when I say in about to crash out

An image of Spongebob Squarepants with a distorted and exhausted expression is shown. The text on the image reads: "What I mean when I say I'm about to crash out."

Lil’ bro

Spongebob makes a disgusted face. The caption reads, "When you burp and it smells like the food you ate an hour ago."

Lil’ bro

A hand holds a blue plastic ball thrower with a grenade placed in the ball-holding part. The text above reads: "If it's not supposed to work, it shouldn't fit."

Lil’ bro

A person holds a bottle of water to their ear. The text overlay reads, "goodbye cruel world."

Heroin Monkey

A photo shows a bookshelf in a bookstore. The shelf is labeled as "Self Improvement." On the shelf, among other books on self improvement, is a copy of Adolf Hitler's "Mein Kampf." Overlaid on the image is the text "What is ts book doing in the self improvement isle."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a meme that references stereotypes of Ireland and Romania. Above two rows of flags and pictures the question "An Irishman leaves a car in Romania. Can the Romanians strip it apart before it blows up?" is written. On the left side is the flag of Ireland and underneath an image of a car burning with a man in a protective suit standing next to it. On the right side is the flag of Romania and underneath an image of a man in a ski mask appearing to be stealing parts of a car.

Heroin Monkey

A photo shows the soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo running with a soccer ball. An arrow points to his knee socks, next to which is a picture of black thigh-high socks with white stripes.

Face mcshooty

ur a wizard harry

A still from the Harry Potter movies shows Harry looking up and to the right with a dazed expression, overlaid with the text "When she's windgardiuming your leviosa and she gives you the old swish and flick."

Adolf Nigler

When gay guys realize women have assholes to:

Two men are in a discussion. The text on the meme references gay men realizing that women have assholes too.

Adolf Nigler

Worst time for the "Cha-Cha Slide" to start playing:

A man in a suit is standing on the edge of a cliff looking into a large gap between his cliff and another.

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