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Heroin Monkey

A person is sitting in front of a camera. There is a title underneath which says, "I Have No Words for This". Also, the number of views, "115K views" and the time when it was posted, "22 minutes ago" is written under the title. There's a speech bubble pointing to the person's mouth, labeled "speaking". A time stamp in the video reads 9:16.

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the text "companies carefully watching poopfart1@gmail.com cancel their soon to expire free trial just before poopfart2@gmail.com accepts the free trial." Below that, there is a close-up shot of a man with a suspicious expression.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two panels. The first panel shows Tom from "Tom and Jerry" with hearts in his eyes. The text above reads, "Foreigners hearing someone speaking French". The second panel shows Vegeta from "Dragon Ball Z" with a shocked expression and Piccolo behind him. The text above reads "Europeans hearing someone speaking French." The text at the bottom says "He is speaking the language of gays."

Heroin Monkey

A skeleton is shown lifting weights, with text overlaid saying 'My body is a machine that turns tiddies into sucked tiddies.'

Heroin Monkey

An image shows a screenshot of a group called "Plans to create and worship our leviathan lobster god", with a description explaining how to grow a lobster to divinity. Below is an image of a hand hovering over a button that says "Join Group!"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a grid of nine photos. The top row shows three photos of a young man's face with a neutral expression. The center photo shows him wearing glasses, and the other two show him without glasses. The second row shows three different close-up views of a hand, with a finger in the center. The third row shows three images of the floor, with a close-up of the hand again in the center square.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a tumblr post discussing the moral of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The first comment states, "The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you're useful." The second comment says, "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss." The third comment argues, "Rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. The moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows four headshots of a young man with a somewhat chubby face. The post begins with a tweet, "#BigGuyTwitter step aside cuz the real big guy is here," followed by a comment from another user asking, "where's your neck Brandon?" and a reply from the first user "idk where's jake at?", which leads to a final comment "rest in peace jake 10/19/16".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text message saying "for the last time you are not an orangutan fisherman!! me asf:" above a picture of an orangutan wearing a straw hat.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a cartoon drawing of a person in two panels. In the first panel, the person is looking straight with a flat, emotionless expression. Above is the text "I don't act or look like how I am." In the second panel, the person has a similar expression but is looking slightly to the right and the text above it reads "So what is me?". Below the two panels is a paragraph that is hard to read due to the image overlayed, but reads: "I'm forced inside this meat mannequin, this suffocating puppet I'm forced to move to survive. I hate the way I'm perceived and implied upon. Every social interaction leads definitive conclusions on me as an idea. The millions of me in everyone else's mind. The only true "me" is stuck inside 6 inches of skull and nobody can ever see it.". A distorted image of a pair of red, teary eyes is overlayed on the bottom left portion of the text.

Heroin Monkey

A frog is partially stuck inside a DVD player with the text "What are you doing step frog?"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three panels. The first one contains a drawing of a tentacled creature with an eye, accompanied by the text 'Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Nyarlathotep athg goboshu bug stell'bsna, uln fm'latghagl c'al r'luh goka stell'bsna Yoggoth fhtagn hal'. The second panel features a 'Wojak' character with glasses and a skeptical expression, stating 'Fuck off I don't believe in that made up nonsense'. The third panel displays a distorted Wojak figure with black eyes and a creepy smile, in front of a dark abstract background.

Heroin Monkey

A close up of a single eye with a white iris against a black background, looking through a keyhole. The text reads: "The shape shifter staring at my key hole, as he prepares to charge In at the door at full attack, and as I desperately try to prepare and hide and hope that he does not see me. 108.237.328.23 MISSISSIPPI DECEMBER 21, 2036"

Heroin Monkey

The image is divided into two parts. On the left, under the text 'reality fans', there are multiple images: a man with glasses screaming, a cup of coffee, an office space, and a couple fighting with lightsabers. On the right, under the text 'delusion enjoyers', there's a dark, blurry room with a creepy face in the background and a dark figure in the foreground.

Heroin Monkey

A dark image of a penguin with wide eyes and its beak open with the text: "YES, I CAN BE TRUSTED TO USE A 2 TON FORKLIFT. I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT RAM IT INTO ANY CO-WORKERS ON DECEMBER 16TH 2021."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a grid of six pictures. The first row contains "The girl you like", a young woman smiling, and "Her father", an older man. The second row shows "Her brother", a young man with glasses, and "Her ex", a man with dark hair. The third row is "The creature stalking her for 4 years since the accident that altered her life forever" which is an indistinct figure in a hallway, and finally "You", which is the same image of the creature.

Thoughtless

dafuq?

A screenshot of a submission grade. The submission is from Jan 12 at 12:56pm. The grade is 8.181818181818182 out of 10 points possible. The submission was not graded anonymously. There are no comments.

shaylie lol

A doll in a pink box looks as if she's just realized she farted. The image contains the text: "She looks like she farted in the box and it finally hit her."

shaylie lol

A meme with a picture of a young child with wide eyes drinking from a cup with a straw. The text above the image says: "When someone asks you what you do for fun and you don't know how to tell them your favorite past time is watching shows about people being murdered."

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