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Situation

A man is shown falling from a tall building. The text reads "*pauses* *zooms in* my name is bob and you might be wondering how i got myself into this situation."

Flashlight

Weaponization of flashlights

The image is a four-panel image featuring two characters. In the first panel, one character states "I have epilepsy." In the second panel the other character holds a card. In the third panel the first character says "Have a look at my flashlight in strobe mode". In the fourth panel the second character has an exaggerated frightened expression.

Grammar

My brother: Is aren’t built of are and not or are and n’t??

A close-up of a cartoon character that looks like Buzz Lightyear with a thoughtful expression. Below the face is the text 'hmm'.

Patience

Me :

The image shows two panels. The upper panel is labeled "My head:" and shows a woman's face with a displeased expression. The text below her says "EXPERIENCING THE ABSOLUTE LIMIT OF PATIENCE". The lower panel is labeled "Outside of me:" and shows a happy girl with a pile of books, saying "HAHA. SURE! CLASS 7, RIGHT?"

Dog

MY DOG

A black labrador retriever laying on grass with a ball nearby, its tongue hanging out.

Cheesecake

TPOT

A slice of cheesecake with three blueberries on top next to an animated green figure with the text "NOT MY CHEESECAKE!" written above and "When the hell was it YOURS if it's for your contestants???" written below. The character looks distressed.

Crackhead

Crackheads be like :

A cartoon girl with red hair is introducing a red cartoon character resembling Knuckles from Sonic the Hedgehog. The text on the image says "My guest star for today is my little brother J.J."

Baby

Well we learned our lesson don't make a baby mad...

A baby with an angry expression wears a green plaid shirt and a black bow tie. The text overlaid on the image reads, "WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS SO MAD AT MY PARENTS... I DIDN'T TALK TO THEM FOR 2 YEARS."

Cat

my cat

A photo of a small black cat sitting on a carpet.

Answer

When someone shout outs the answer when i was raising my hand

A person with a blue hat and a blue shirt looks annoyed and slightly smiles at the camera.

Nap

My sister every morning

An image of a painting of a baby with a confused expression. The text overlaid on the image reads "When you wake up from a nap and don't know what planet you're on."

Friend

me when I see my freind pick his nose

A close-up shot of a bald man with a very distorted face, looking upwards with a disgusted expression, and visible multiple chins.

Problem

Theres my problem

A person in a blue shirt and jeans stands next to a car with its hood open. The car is submerged in water. The text overlay on the image says, "WELL THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM".

Seafood diet

my new twin

A chubby boy is flexing his biceps. The text on the image says "I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET. I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT."

Cupcake

A person covered in a black cloth with the text "ME GOING TO GET MY CUPCAKE" overlaid in white text.

Ketamine

An illustration of a wizard with a staff, seemingly casting a spell. Text overlayed on the image reads: "Me casting a spell of healing on my ally (I'm injecting him with ketamine)."

Character

This is my new character....his name is vengeance

A drawing of a tall, dark figure with glowing red eyes, surrounded by scribbled lines, standing in a dark setting.

Comparison

The image shows a split-screen comparison. On the left is a cartoon of Mr. Potato Head with a curvy figure. On the right is Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. also with a curvy figure. The text above the images reads, "how my bf is built vs how I'm built." The text below the images says, "My boyfriend just sent me this so looks like I'm single."

Card

A text message exchange shows a request to buy a card because a coworker's husband was deported. The image below the message shows a greeting card that says "Adios!" with an image of a chihuahua wearing a sombrero. The second text message below the card says "what the fuck is wrong with you?"

Horse

The image is split into two parts. The upper part shows a man explaining something with a frantic expression, standing in front of a wall covered with papers connected with red threads. The text says, "Me explaining that a pregnant horse can run faster cause it has two horsepower". The bottom part shows a seal with a bored and unimpressed look. The text says, "My physics teacher."

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