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Dad

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An anonymous 4chan post from January 13, 2021, at 09:59:24 with the number 844740211. The post consists of a green text story:
"masturbating in bedroom", "about to cum", "dad comes running in naked screaming", "and here comes dad from left field!!", "he does a running jump", "lands asshole first on my dick", "penetration.png", "cum", "mfw he laughs and calls me a faggot for cuming in another guy". The post ends with "EVERY FUCKING TIME". To the left of the text is a drawing of Wojak pointing a gun at his head.

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Regret

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A notification from iRobot at 10:00 AM states: "Floor Slut requires your attention. Floor Slut is stuck near a cliff." Above this is text stating: "I have zero regrets on naming my Roomba."

Abortion

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo shows a doll that resembles an unborn baby next to text that reads: "If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and I would do it until I had so many the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. Then I would have a kid and when they're bad I would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy I could have aborted their ass."

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Vr

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of comments on a social media platform. The first comment praises VR for experiences like boxing, zombie apocalypse, lightsaber fights, and 'porn' (represented by a corn emoji). A reply asks 'Which porn?' The original commenter responds, explaining they accidentally clicked 'for women' thinking it was 'four women' and ended up with a 'boner' (represented by an eggplant emoji) in their virtual face, describing it as the 'Gayest experience' of their life.

Class

Nintendo Fan · 1 year ago

The image shows a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows a muscular man with his arms out, labeled "Me." The top right panel shows a young girl making a skeptical face, labeled "The class." The bottom left panel shows a woman holding her face in her hand, labeled "My teacher." The bottom right panel shows several men clapping and cheering, labeled "My friends."

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Toy

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A child's worksheet with a drawing of two characters. The one on the left is yelling, 'You broke my toy!' Red laser beams are coming from their eyes, while 'pee' and 'fart' are labeled next to their legs. The character on the right has laser beams coming from their eyes as well and says 'Homander, F*** I want' in their speech bubble. The worksheet is titled 'Making Up' by Aiden.

Bed

Swf · 1 year ago

The image shows a two-panel cartoon with a person labeled “Me” reaching for a yellow ball labeled “Sleeping”. The second panel shows “Me” still reaching for the sleeping ball, but now they are being grabbed from behind by a pink creature labeled “The crumbs on my bed that magically appeared.”

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Ebay

Neptune ♆ · 1 year ago

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Grandma

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Music days be like:

The image shows two cartoon characters, Elsa and Anna from the movie Frozen. Elsa on the left is frowning with a slightly disgusted expression. There is text above her head: "My grandma, who has taught music for 36 years, listening to my sister's 5th grade orchestra concert". Anna on the right looks indifferent and has the text above her head: "My dad, who has no musical talent, thinking this concert is pretty good".

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Coffee

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

My mom after she has had enough of us

The image shows a man in a suit with text overlayed that reads, "Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol."

Resolution

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me every year

A meme featuring a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio holding a glass, with the text "Just going to make my resolutions now so by New Years Eve I will have already given up on them."

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Thought

freddyfatbear · 3 years ago

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A drawing of Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants, looking sad and stressed. The text reads: "me trying to keep all my bad thoughts to myself and be a nice person."

Daughter

Caitlyn 🐈🦋 · 3 years ago

I bet my mum thinks this 😂

The image shows a yellow square with black text stating, "Having a teenage daughter is a lot like your house being haunted. Every now and then you see a figure in the corner of your eye, followed by a moaning sound, and then a door will slam shut."

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Girl

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧ · 2 years ago

man this hits

A social media post from the subreddit r/teenagers with the title: 'Bruh yk what I want?' The post reads: 'Just to be lying down, arms around a girl not just cause she's hot or cute but cause I genuinely care about her and love her and she feels the same way. Just to be like holding her close and maybe stroking her hair. Maybe at one point giving her a soft kiss or two before she'd fall asleep into my arms so I could drift off too. Yes I am cuddle horny.'

Robber

T.walk1992 · 3 years ago

A yellow minion with a big smile and goggles is on the right side. The text on the left side reads: "IF ROBBERS EVER BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND SEARCHED FOR MONEY I'D gang rape my wife."

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Man

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A man in a dark suit and tie is sitting and smiling. Above him, text reads: "Man, I wish there was something I could use to scratch my balls." followed by "Cheese Grater:".

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Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

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Halloween

RapBoat · 10 months ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post from the subreddit r/NoStupidQuestions. The post title reads "Dressing as MF DOOM for Halloween but I'm white". The body of the post states, "I'm always thinking of Halloween costumes and my idea for this year is MF DOOM but I'm white. Just wanting to make sure this is appropriate considering I'm white." Below the text are icons for upvote, downvote, comments (with "2"), awards, and share.

Cat

Marshmallow · 4 months ago

This is my first name. I’m gonna take it down so watch it.

A screenshot from what appears to be the game Roblox, featuring a calico cat with its eyes closed as it is being sprayed in the face with a cartoon green spray bottle. In the upper right corner, a small notification window displays the name 'Hedgehog120215'. Various game UI elements like the Roblox menu icon and a jump button are visible on the screen.

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Double Entendre

what’s dudeese · 1 month ago

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