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my high ass thought this old lady was
a muppet

A meme showing two images of a young boy with a confused look, next to the text "how tf that little voice in my head know all of the lyrics when I don't..."

A child is in a river with a determined face, swimming. Above the image the text says: "Me tryna swim in my bath tub when i was 7."

The image shows a teacher making a statement about a bad class, followed by a picture of a group of fish characters with unimpressed expressions from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants.

Two hippos with open mouths, resembling laughter, are placed below the text "Me and my best friend laughing at our own jokes."

The image shows a cartoon fish with a surprised expression. Above it the text reads: "me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song."

A side-by-side comparison of a character from an animation with a very wide open mouth and a pink shoe with the tongue hanging out, resembling a wide open mouth. The text "my humor may be broken but this was hilarious" appears above the images. The username and date/time stamp are below the images.

A young child is holding a toy gun toward a small dog. The text above says "Why you eat my shicken nugget". An angry emoji appears at the bottom.

shrek has a potato for a nose

"I ask the questions," snapped Shrek. "What's in your purse?"
"It is not a purse, but a pouch. Just some cold chicken parts."
"Give to me, purse boy!" Shrek yelled. "I will warm them with
my microwave eyes and eat them. Purse boys don't get to eat!"
As Shrek heated up his meal, the peasant died of seeing Shrek.
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jesse
@oneinchweenie
is anal squirting a thing or did this
bitch just shit on my bed
10:37 PM 11/7/19 Twitter for iPhone

The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.

A picture of the character Hagrid from the Harry Potter movies, with the text "You're a wizard, Harry." above him. The text on top reads "My grandparents watching me change the TV source from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2."

My army of homeless people who I've been
feeding tuna fish sandwiches mobilizing
against the CIA agents outside my house
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A small bird is sitting on a window ledge, looking at the camera with an angry expression. The text above the bird reads: "This bird landed by my window and stared at me like I murdered his whole family."

A person in black pants, a white shirt and a cap is seen in a contorted pose on a golf course, holding a golf club. The text above the image reads: "Me: My back hurts, I wonder why. My sleeping position:".

A person's face is shown, they appear to have just woken up and are looking straight at the camera, the text says "me getting up in the middle of the night to stare at my chair with clothes on it because it looks like a person".

The image shows a cartoon character of Marge Simpson pulling at her hair, with another version of Marge coming out of her pulled hair. The text at the top says, "My mom when she brushed my hair for school." There is a web address at the bottom, "boredpanda.com".

A photo shows a flooded room with brown liquid. The caption reads: "not to brag but I'm halfway done filling my basement with gasoline." There is a TikTok username visible in the bottom right corner: @luka.x13

The image shows a cartoon landscape with many reddish, tree-like plants. On top of the image are the words "Man if only I had a place to put out my cigarette." followed by "My daughter's forehead:"

The image shows text that reads "when I'm in a see you later competition and my opponent is" above a black crocodile toy. Below that is a picture of Squidward from Spongebob looking scared.

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