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Sooploosh MacSchnibble
1 year ago
The image is a comic strip showing three panels. In the first panel, an elderly man in military attire is talking to a younger man sitting next to him, who is also playing a video game. The text says, "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DEFEATED THE NAZIS IN HOLLAND." The younger man responds, "You have to let me go, grandpa. It's not your fault you inspired me to join the military. I knew the risks when I signed up. It was my choice." In the second panel, the younger man fades and becomes translucent. The text says, "Men shouldn't die so young." In the third panel, the elderly man is sitting alone on the chair.
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  • Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    1 year ago
    A text-based image showing a conversation. The text reads: "Remembering that time in grad school when my advisor, a great ornithologist, got a random call: drunk guy, bar noises in background: IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? my advisor: um..yes? drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET? my advisor: ...yes *wild cheering over phone from bar*"
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  • Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    1 year ago
    The image features a split screen. The top half shows a close-up of two animated alien characters, Stitch (blue) and Angel (pink) from the Disney movie Lilo & Stitch, kissing. The bottom half contains a text-based meme formatted as a conversation between a 'guy at disney' and a 'disney ceo'. The conversation sarcastically explains the stereotypical design choices made for Angel to signify her as female, specifically mentioning long antennae, mascara, a protruding chest, and the color pink.
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  • Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    1 year ago
    The image shows a split view of John F. Kennedy. On the left a black-and-white photo inside a red circle shows Kennedy riding in a car during a parade, on the right a color portrait of Kennedy smiling. Below, the text "You'll never believe what happened at this parade (it blew my mind)" is shown. A YouTube interface is at the bottom with the channel name "JFK".
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  • CallMeLyxi
    1 year ago

    Childhood fears

    The image is split into two parts. The left side contains the text: "My mom: Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite. Me after accidentally sleeping loose:". On the right side, there's a picture of a white cat with black spots on its head being grabbed by a large, orange toy with red tentacles, resembling a monster.
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  • ✨Jassy✨
    1 year ago

    My big back moment

    A woman with long hair and large hoop earrings is looking upwards with an open mouth. The text above her reads "when you finish your french fries but you find extra ones at the bottom of the bag".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The text says "Schrödinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a collage of two YouTube video frames, followed by an image of Thanos. The first video is titled "How to Make Hulk Juice!" and shows a man holding up a glass of red liquid. The second video is titled "My Wife Left Me" and shows the same man looking sad and surprised. Below these two images is Thanos looking determined with the caption "A small price to pay for Hulk Juice."
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  • scooter103u
    1 year ago

    Who can be my peace

    A black and white drawing shows a tall, muscular man with sunglasses on the left and a shorter woman with sunglasses on the right. The man's t-shirt says "I COME IN PEACE" and the woman's says "I'M PEACE".  There is a logo at the bottom right corner that says "@daddymakesdesigns".
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    My disappointment in this website

    A close-up of Kermit the Frog looking displeased with a hand in front of him, as if to say "stop."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image contains three panels from the movie "Inside Out" with a 9mm bullet superimposed on the character Joy. In the first panel the bullet says, "Oh my gosh, I'm 9mm bullet." In the second panel, the bullet says, "Where can I put my stuff?" In the third panel, the original characters look at the bullet and the text says "wow a 9mm bullet".
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  • Swf
    1 year ago
    The meme shows a screenshot from the game Minecraft. The Nether, a dark and fiery dimension, is in view, and the flag of the Netherlands is placed in the middle. The meme has the text “Geography teacher: what are you laughing at? Me: Nothing. My brain: Netherlands.”
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a 3D render of Mario standing with his legs slightly apart. Text above his head reads: "I HAVE BURNING LIQUID DIARRHEA SHIT" and text below says "DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG".
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  • Swf
    1 year ago
    The image shows a Minecraft landscape filled with red rocks and a body of water. There are several blocks of TNT laid out in the foreground. The text overlay reads "My microwave stopped working, time to use my pc to cook some beef."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A news screen shows breaking news about an assassination attempt on Trump with a live chat on the side where people are commenting.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."
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  • Swf
    1 year ago
    The image shows a two-panel cartoon with a person labeled “Me” reaching for a yellow ball labeled “Sleeping”. The second panel shows “Me” still reaching for the sleeping ball, but now they are being grabbed from behind by a pink creature labeled “The crumbs on my bed that magically appeared.”
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago

    💖💖💖💖💖

    The image is a text exchange between a dad and someone else. The dad asks "Are you treating my little princess ok?" The other person replies: "Sir...your little princess has anger issues and throws hands like an inmate. Yes. Things are fantastic."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A creepy, pale, slender, four-legged creature with a smiling face is walking down a road at night. The text on the image says "The creature slowly walks towards my house screaming my name. I don't care who IRS sends. I'm not paying taxes."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A picture of a couple followed by a picture of a dead Godzilla lying on a small cart. The text above the couple says, "Me n my man bit yawl holes jelust ova us we luk gud af yawl holes caint half my man and I downt wont nun yawl Brook ass dood Eva." The text above the dead Godzilla says, "Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died."
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