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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
A split-panel image. The left panel shows a hand holding playing cards (an ace and a king). The text above reads, "My hands look like this." The right panel shows a hand signing a document titled "Divorce Application". The text above the document reads, "So hers can look like this."
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  • Willy b
    1 year ago
    A side-by-side image shows a puppet on the left and President Joe Biden on the right. The text above reads, "So my question is, who has their hand shoved up Biden's ass?" Below, text states, "Their likeness is uncanny and the irony... They're both puppets."
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    The Dark humor Hub
    1 year ago
    A still from Finding Nemo is juxtaposed with a quote. The quote reads, "What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found."
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    The Dark humor Hub
    1 year ago
    A photo of a stepladder next to the text "I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A hand holding a paper cup with the word "cark" written on it. Text on the image says: "I said my name was Marc with a 'c'..."
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  • Cupツ
    1 year ago

    OOp -_- fr

    A screenshot of a text message exchange. One person asks, "What are you doing?" The other replies, "Laying in bed." The first person asks, "Just laying in bed, nothing else?;)" The other replies, "I'm drinking wine." The first person asks, "What would you do if I was in bed next to you?" The other replies, "Drink my wine." The first person says, "LOL, I mean if the wine wasn't there!" The other replies, "Go buy wine."
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  • Cupツ
    1 year ago

    Oh

    A text message conversation. The first message says, "Started my juice cleanse yesterday and also went for a hike." The second message says, "bullsh*t, what'd you really do?" The third message says, "drank 3 bottles of wine and fell down the stairs."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    Two anime-style men are kissing. Text: Me and my homie kissing each other good night.
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  • MEME LORD
    1 year ago
    A tweet saying, "Yo guys, I have this girls nudes should I keep em? She died so idk. Since I have em and she's dead they are kinda like rare ass pokemon cards. Discontinued by manufacturer type shit," is shown above a screenshot of a concerned-looking chef from the movie Ratatouille.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads "Can you rate my butt pics?" The next two messages from the other party are "yes" and "Send." The first person responds with "Ok I'll send later." The other party responds with "okayyyy" and "I'm so excited I'm literally shaking."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."
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  • Your local comrade
    1 year ago

    I can now cross it off my bucket list

    The image displays the text "Things I Want To Do Before I Die:".
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a tweet. The tweet says: "using my boobs as stress balls."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of Twitter posts. The first post reads, "some of y'alls kids got some BIG ass heads." The following comments respond to this observation about head size.
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A tweet that says "my birthstone is crystal meth."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A person is lying on a white bed looking at the camera. Text above the person reads "me after saying 'this is my song' to 50 different songs."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A selfie of Phil Swift holding a can of Flex Seal with the caption "boutta flex seal my ass."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A yawning dog meme with the caption "When I get told drama I already know by my bestie."
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  • Anonymous
    1 year ago
    A chihuahua with its tongue sticking out and wide eyes. The image text says "My brain when I'm with my bestie."
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  • Jazzy💕
    1 year ago
    A cat is pictured with its mouth open as though it is laughing. The text reads, "Me when I'm alone and the voice in my head says something funny."
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