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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
The image shows a text overlay stating, "ME POSTING 'RINGS OF POWER IS BETTER THAN THE TRILOGY,' THEN PUTTING MY PHONE ON VIBRATE AND STICKING IT UP MY ASS." Below the text is a close-up shot of Frodo Baggins from Lord of the Rings, looking up with his eyes rolled back, as if in discomfort or ecstasy.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A pale, humanoid creature with hands raised to the face and eyes in the palms. The text overlay reads "I'm gonna tell my kids this was Mitch McConnell."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A person is shown in the dark. Text says "Me reconstructing my ball sack at 3am with the welder."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
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i Ejactulate on small children for burnie sanders and donald trump
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a screenshot of a YouTube video by Vsauce. The video title is 'I attempt to revive Hitler using my mind'. Below it, there is a text: 'The entire population of China'. On the right side, there are more suggested videos with titles like 'Doing drugs for science', 'I'm addicted to gambling', 'My left testicle', 'No Man's Sky part 1', and 'I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 years'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A man with glasses and a beard is in front of a brown curtain. The text "Five Scientific Reasons To Kill Yourself" is at the bottom. The uploader is "balding science man". Underneath is the text "Published on 9 May 1945, were going off the air after this one forever, hello darkness my old friend".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A screenshot of a YouTube video titled 'my terrorist attack plan for tomorrow'. The channel name is 'Osama Bin Laden' with a subscriber count of -32,463. The like/dislike bar features a text label '72 virgins'. The video thumbnail shows a man with glasses and a beard gesturing with his hands as if explaining something.
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  • big [fire] balls
    1 year ago
    A platypus is being held in someone's hand. The text overlay reads: "Ah, yes... I am pleased. Your work has brightened my day. Proceed with accolades and joy!"
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  • big [fire] balls
    1 year ago
    A man sits at a table outside with a sign saying "Dragonborn are the platypus of Faerun. Change my mind." He is looking towards the camera with a smirk. There is a small ifunny.co label in the bottom right.
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  • big [fire] balls
    1 year ago
    A cartoon image shows a character with a long nose and a white lab coat and a sinister grin. The text above him says, "Ah Perry the Platypus, you are too late, I have already activated the Inator that makes everyone in the whole world read this in my voice."
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  • big [fire] balls
    1 year ago
    The image shows four panels, using characters from the Phineas and Ferb show. The first two panels show Perry the Platypus logging into a new device, first a smartphone, then a laptop. The third panel shows Doofenshmirtz yelling "WHO ARE YOU?!" and the last panel shows Doofenshmirtz saying "Oh good, you're back! Did you know that some hacker just tried to hack your account?"
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  • big [fire] balls
    1 year ago
    The image shows four panels, each with a different SCP object class icon and a caption. The first panel shows the icon for Euclid with text: "How hard I could hit my brother". The second panel displays the Safe icon with text: "How hard I decided to hit him". The third panel shows the Keter icon with the caption: "How he described it to my dad". The fourth and final panel shows the Apollyon icon with the caption: "How my dad gonna hit me".
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  • big [fire] balls
    1 year ago
    A circular image shows a large number of characters from the anime "My Hero Academia" arranged in a circle. Most of the circle is covered by scribbled-out red lines, except for a small area in the lower right. A color legend is shown with "OTP" (red), "LIKE" (blue), "MAYBE" (cyan), "BROTP" (green), and "NOPE" (black). The logo for "My Hero Academia" is in the lower left and "Amino Amino" in the lower center.
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  • RapBoat
    1 year ago
    Text: THEORY: My father leaving me is a Drake diss. Reason 1: My father left without saying a word or giving a reason, a reference to how Drake sneak disses people with no direct confrontation. Reason 2: My father is a big Rihanna fan, we all know what happened between Rihanna and Drake...
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A large roll of toilet paper on a stand in a bathroom next to a toilet. The text above the image reads, "Went to my buddy's house and he thought this absolute monster was gonna slip by without further inquiry."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A black and white image shows a cat wearing a hat and smoking a cigarette. The text overlay asks, "If they find oil in my backyard it belongs to government, but if they find bodies in my backyard it belongs to me??" and also says "(Stay with me now)"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a man is pointing up and saying, "If salt kills snails, then if my hypothesis is correct". The second panel shows a snail in a box with pepper being sprinkled over it and text saying, "Pepper should, in fact, bring them back to life!". The third panel shows the snail glowing with a bright light. The fourth panel shows a giant snail with the man standing at his feet and text saying, "Oh god, I was wrong. It just makes them huge and horny!!". The fifth panel shows a huge snail close-up with long tendrils and text saying, "Now lemme get ya slimey- I wanna nibble on your virginity!". The sixth panel shows the man crying and screaming with a snail tendril coming towards him with text saying, "Mum get the salt! Get the f***ing salt!"
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  • Sooploosh MacSchnibble
    1 year ago
    A vertical meme layout with three sections. The top section contains text. The middle section shows a picture of a serious-looking Black man holding a white cup. The bottom section contains two comments. The top text reads: "Man legally changes name to 'Big Dick' so that 'these niggas will keep my name out they mouth'". The first comment reads: "He taken a selfie with a security cam?". The second comment reads: "The energy surrounding this man is mythically powerful. Truly he is one we must fear."
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