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Evil Duck Lords Of America

A duck is floating on water. The text above it says: "I am better than you." The text below it says: "I can walk, I can fly, and my body is a boat also."

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image of a skeleton in a suit and hat, smoking and holding playing cards, with the text "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS POKER CHIPS INTO DIVORCE PAPERS" layered on top of the image.

Anonymous

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'Oh but you don't have a dick,' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant."

Heroin Monkey

A skeleton is shown lifting weights, with text overlaid saying 'My body is a machine that turns tiddies into sucked tiddies.'

Heroin Monkey

A man with a thinking expression in front of a stylized graphic with text that says: "My body is a temple, therefore I am a church and exempt from paying taxes."

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

Those vids be like abt safety:

An image depicts a cartoon green pickle with a scared face and a life buoy with an angry face. The pickle says, "Don't be stupid!". The life buoy says, "Get my body maker!".