Meter memes

Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?

I’d really like to meter.

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?

Because he's dead.

A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...