Little Brother memes
me and my little brother be like
My little brother at three did this and it did not end well for him
Crackheads be like :
me when my little brother says he wants a turn on the xbox
Pov: me and my little brother
My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.
Jokes
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex, but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. "Tomato" means harder and "cheese" means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming, "Tomato, tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese, cheese," then my little brother said, "Can y’all stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over my bed."
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.