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Heroin Monkey

A woman is standing at the side of the road holding a cardboard sign. She is wearing an ankle monitor. The text on the image says: “The definition of oxymoron. She's homeless and on house arrest.”

Heroin Monkey

A man with a thinking expression in front of a stylized graphic with text that says: "My body is a temple, therefore I am a church and exempt from paying taxes."

Heroin Monkey

A close-up shot of a black assault rifle with a waffle in place of a magazine. Text on the bottom says, "Sneaking snacks in the movies."

Heroin Monkey

An image of a muscular saber-toothed cat saying: "Go ahead, call the cops. They cannot unshit your grandma's cremation urn."

M3ME G0D

The image presents a question asking "WHICH KID WERE YOU?" with two pictures labeled 'A' and 'B'. Option A shows a sealed juice bottle and option B shows a juice bottle opened with the foil top ripped off. Below the image, the user comments "All the B kids in jail rn."

Chexers

murder

The image shows a children's book cover. The title reads, "Everything I Want to Do Is Illegal." Below, there is an illustration of a farm with animals, a red barn, a farmer, and a red truck. There is also a soldier with a weapon and an American flag.

EnochTyr

damnn

The image shows a young girl, described as a 10-year-old comedian, telling a joke about online dating, saying that every time she meets someone new, they end up in jail. Below the girl is a zoomed-in, close-up of a face expressing an exaggerated, suspicious reaction.

Wade

So true

A two-panel image from the movie Bee Movie shows a woman saying "I'm helping him sue the human race". The second panel shows the reaction of the man she is talking to. Below is a comment that says: "He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie."

GG Miller

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-Tomm-

The image shows text that reads, "kids who died of dehydration because you can't drink until you're 21", above a skeleton laying on the ground.

T.walk1992

A picture with two children. One child is on the ground while the other one sits on top of him and appears to be hitting him on the neck. In the bottom right corner of the image a third child smiles and gives two thumbs up. Above the children is written "first degree murder".

blach66

A cartoon of a woman driving a car. Above her, the text reads: "Eyes on the road lady. Stop trying to get laid. See these are the people the don't understand speed limits and why car-jacking is illegal." A speech bubble is coming from the woman saying "You know its not as late as I thought maybe you could come up to my place?"

blach66

The image shows a close up of a dandelion plant growing in grass. The text says "My Boyfriend was just arrested for growing weed....."

EmoNessa🖤🖤🖤

me to fake acc

A Barbie doll is wearing a white hijab. The text "see u in court" is in the image.

God Pt.2

The image shows two frames. In the top frame, a person with a blurry face and camo clothing is firing a rifle at a target in a field. Another person is standing in the background. In the bottom frame, a man with a hat is standing on a road and looking at the camera with a smile on his face. Text on the image reads: "Adam: The next distance we'll be firing from is 500 yards. The distance of your average restraining order."

Chri5

Gigachad made some mistakes bruh

A very muscular man in a gym is displayed with the text: "*MISTAKES MAKE YOU STRONGER* The man who gave women rights:".

Daddy dick

Ohio getting out of hand

The image shows a news headline stating "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody and Being Hunted By Police." There is a photo of the bandit's mugshot to the right and police cars with flashing lights to the left. Text on image also says "Breaking News."

Chri5

Who would have guessed

The image shows a pink hand holding a fishing license. The license has a photo of Patrick Star wearing a yellow rain jacket and a green hat, while holding a purple fish. Above the image it says: 'Patrick is legally allowed to kill'. The license text is: 'FISHING LICENSE', 'First name: PATRICK', 'Last name: STAR'. The signature reads 'Patrick'.

《 rmk 》

america or australia? you choose its fate aka jail or no

A black snake with a gun-shaped midsection is lying on a dry ground with some plants.

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