Landmine memes

I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.

What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.