Jerk memes

College

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

School

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photo of a tiled wall with a hand-drawn tally chart on it. The chart is labeled with "Why you here?" and has four categories: "Piss", "Vape", "Shit", and "Jerk it", each with tally marks indicating the number of times each activity has been performed. At the bottom of the image, it says: "bro what is this school".

self-deprecation

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

The image displays a social media post where the user writes, "im just like spongebob's dumb ass cousin bruh... no one cares about me and i fuck everything up." Below the text, there is a still image of SpongeBob SquarePants wearing a fake mustache and eyebrows, resembling his cousin Stanley SquarePants. A comment from a user named "bible camp victim" reads "OMG I USED TO JERK OFF TO HIM IN", which is partially cut off.

Van

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A collage of six images of vans with absurd or vulgar text or logos on their sides. One van says "APENIS," another "RAPES," another "ANAL SERVICES," another "STARBUCKS SUCKS," another "JERKING AUTHORITY" and the last "ASSDOCTOR. We fix your panos!", with phone numbers next to the words REKKAPESU and RAPES.

Dude

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation with a dark background. In the first message, a sender states, "Girl, you're really pretty!" The recipient replies, "Thanks, but I'm a dude." The sender then says, "Oh, you look like a girl. You trans?" The recipient responds, "No, I just have long hair." The sender replies with insults. There are emojis included.

Pussy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

this convo is crazy

A screenshot of an online chat conversation between several users: Jake, amy, DonutDrawzz, leo, and Im With Stupid. The conversation begins with Jake making a shocking claim about seeing a person named Madi's private parts. The conversation then devolves into reactions and challenges from other users, culminating in a clarification by DonutDrawzz that Jake only saw 'cleavage'.

Video Game

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Screenshot of a video, likely gameplay footage from Cyberpunk 2077, with a TikTok-style interface. The video shows a character, possibly Panam Palmer from the Aldecaldo gang. A red circle highlights a reaction image of a man with a beard in a blue shirt, looking surprised or shocked with his mouth open. Below the video section is text: "TK Trickster", followed by "She can jerk me around, fr. #fyp #gaming #cyberpunk2077 #panampalmer". The TikTok interface shows likes (129.2K), comments (731), and shares (9834).

Seatbelt

Lynn🤍💖 · 5 years ago

Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

A. A seatbelt.

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