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Adolf Nigler

Kids grow up/ to be really dumb/ through California Education.

The image shows a pool filled with reddish-orange liquid, possibly lava, with a blue ocean in the background. The pool is surrounded by a light brown wooden border.

Why should you care

Do you know this kind of kid

A cartoon penguin from the movie "Madagascar" looks surprised. The text reads: "THE SMART KID: *GETS B+ ON THEIR BLOOD TEST* WHAT?!"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a newspaper headline that says "The T. Rex may have been a lot smarter than you thought" written by Dino Grandoni from The Washington Post.

AG

A chimpanzee with a comical expression and wide open mouth. The text says: "Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there."

Heroin Monkey

A black and white image shows a donkey-like character with a speech bubble above it. The text above the image says "The Brain-Eating Amoebas of Kerosene Creek" and "Had a brain eating amoeba once, poor fella died of hungry".

Anonymous

shavespaceballs 1y
My cat yawned, so I stuck a finger in his mouth. He
sort of stared at my curiously as he shut his mouth,
but didn't bite down hard. A few minutes later, he's
sitting on my chest and I yawn. He proceeds to put
his whole paw in my mouth.
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Intelligence 100
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Drakes snake

A picture of Stephen Hawking looking at a monitor. The text on the image says, "when you max out your intelligence and put nothing on agility".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Facebook conversation where a person says 'Technically he is thinking about other womans.' Another person replies 'womans'. Then a third person comments 'Womans because when you have multiple objects you add an S at the end'. Below that is an image of a video game with the words 'SPEECH 100+' and 'INTELLIGENCE LEVEL 1 +110'.

peter Griffin 2.0

help im being nuked

The image is a screen capture of a computer interface with green text and symbols on a black background. In the top left is code. In the center is an aerial view of a city. In the bottom center is a green symbol with "NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY" and "UNITED STATES OF AMERICA" written around it. On the right side are the words "Bitcoin Miner," "Password Cracker," "Remote Connection," and "Interpol Database" with associated symbols.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a 2-part meme. The top part is a screenshot of an article from The Guardian with the title "Should gamers be accountable for in-game war crimes?" and a picture of soldiers. The bottom part shows three wolves with a smiling expression. The wolf on the left is labeled "Actual lawyers", the middle wolf is labeled "The Guardian" and the right wolf is labeled "People with an IQ above room temperature".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows four panels. The first panel shows an ape looking up with the text, "Evolution, can u give me brains to understand world?". The second panel shows a drawing of the evolution of various animals and the text "To understand world?". The third panel shows the same ape looking excited with the text "yeeeeeeeees". The fourth panel shows a silhouetted figure sitting with their head in their hands with the text "actually develops crippling depression like a fcking loser". The final panel shows the same silhouetted figure standing with a noose around its neck with the text "suicide time.".

Wade

CURRENCYINTELLECTUAL

The image shows a series of Pennywise clown pictures, each labeled with a different term: Pennywise, Nicklesmart, Quarterintelligent, Dollargenius, and Currencyintellectual. The labels are intended to be funny by associating currency with the level of intelligence.

Gummibääääär

The cleverness of the students 😍

The image shows a test with lines connecting the left and right side of the paper. Most of the lines connect all items, and the student has marked all of them. Below there are two images, one is of a man smiling labeled "student" and the other is of a man with a confused expression labeled "teacher".

TheForeverVirgin

A person wearing a riot shield is standing on a gridded surface. The text above the person says, "I am a Genius," and the text below the person says, "YOU are a turtle."

𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐

The image shows a close-up of Tom from Tom and Jerry looking skeptical. Above him, text says, "Me: Tests negative. The guys conducting the IQ test:"

GG Miller

EASY .... pass pass and no

A minion stands next to the text: "Who said English is easy? Fill this blank with 'Yes' or 'No'. 1. I don't have a brain. 2. I don't have sense. 3. I am stupid."

GG Miller

so true

A sad looking minion stands beside the text: "Smart cars, smart TVs, smart phones... When will they start making smart people?"

GG Miller

dum asses

A yellow minion is looking to the left. The text above the minion says: Today I sent out a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" Below the minion, there is another text, which says: 12 people called me... I need smarter friends.

AnimeGuy

hmmmmmmmmm

The image shows a scene from Spongebob Squarepants where two characters are looking up with confused expressions. Above them in a thought bubble are three anime characters. There is All Might, then a girl, and on the right side a character with white hair. Below it is written: "Todoroki's last two braincells."

Micheal Jackson

He hE he HE

The image shows a cartoon of Tom the cat with a suspicious and disappointed expression. Above him, text reads: "Me: Tests negative. The guys conducting the IQ test:"