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A screenshot of a Reddit thread. The title reads "sounds about right. Fucking typical. This is how it goes with anyone I talk to". The thread shows a user asking to name two hip-hop artists so they can be compared. The first response is asking whether they meant "Aesop rock or Lupe fiasco". Then there's a response that claims that Lupe is better as a lyricist. Another user asks if they meant "aesop rock or asap rocky" because they are different rappers, to which the user replies he meant asap and that he never actually listened to Aesop rock.

Heroin Monkey

A blue shirt with a white box printed on it. Inside the box is a stick figure of a man wearing a hat holding a fishing pole. Below the figure is a fish in the water. Underneath the box the words “I LIKE FISHING” are printed in white block letters.

Jazzy💕

A dog wearing glasses and a black turtleneck, looking slightly annoyed. The text on the image says: "me when I call it Tar-jay instead of Target."

shaylie lol

The image is split into two rows. The first row shows two pictures of girls laughing in a demure, soft manner. The text above these pictures reads "How other girls laugh". The second row shows two pictures of a girl laughing with her mouth wide open and exaggerated, almost cartoon-like. The text above this image reads, "How I laugh" with a laughing emoji at the end.

Heroin Monkey

AG (Anon) 4 minutes ago
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No shit, you said that before.
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AG (Anon) now
I am also gay, I wish my grandpa would let me fuck him
AG (Anon) now
But for now I guess i'll just have to settle with raping my dog

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel is a picture of a woman looking distressed with the text "Designers, when a company hires another designer" and "Am I not enough?". The bottom panel shows a picture of a chimpanzee with the text "Engineers, when company hires another engineer" and "Apes together strong."

Heroin Monkey

The post shows two images of a brown stuffed bear toy called 'DJUNGELSKOG' with the text 'i don't want a man i just want a djungelskog' above them. The price is shown as '25'. There are stars and text underneath.

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel image using screenshots from Star Wars. In the first panel an editor states that the plural of 'dwarf' is 'dwarfs' not 'dwarves'. The second panel shows Tolkien asking 'Are you threatening me?' The third panel shows the editor declaring 'The Dictionary will decide your fate.' Finally, the fourth panel shows Tolkien stating 'I wrote the Dictionary.'

Heroin Monkey

A still from a cartoon video, showing a character (a minion) with a surprised expression. Above it, the text says, "My son flying through the windshield after I said 'seatbelts are for girls'". Below the scene, it says "@sigma_gorilla".

Heroin Monkey

A red bell pepper with a human face is shown. The text reads: "My balls after I shove them inside a industrial grade steam powered metal press."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text that reads: "the cop who just shot me 12 times in the chest seeing the true power of the indomitable human spirit as I continue to walk towards him unfazed (I'm on methamphetamine)". Below the text is a cat with a wide eyed, slightly frightened expression.

Wade

An illustration shows a man in a white coat stating, "I don't know if the cat is dead or alive until I watch inside the box." A box is below with a text bubble stating "Miaow." Another bubble says "Shut Up."

Cupツ

him again i got him yesterday

A close-up photo shows a black cat with green eyes being petted by a person with a ring on their finger.

RapBoat

TaylorSwiftBoat

A Reddit post with comments. The first comment states that Kid Cudi got engaged. The second comment expresses surprise, stating the commenter thought Cudi was gay and he could have done better, possibly because he's bald. The third comment predicts the relationship won't last more than 6 months.

Wade

The image is a three-panel comic strip showing Spider-Man standing above Moon Knight. Spider-Man says, "It's over, Moon Knight! I have the high ground!". Moon Knight replies, "Impossible. You don't even know how many drugs I'm on right now. That's not what I--". In the third panel, Moon Knight is moving quickly and says, "Less talk, more VENGEANCE!!"

Anonymous

I hate this one but look anyway :>

A person holds up a piece of lined paper with a drawing of a face on it. The drawing is a simple sketch of a face with exaggerated features and the signature "Laura M. Hartley" above the drawing.

Cupツ

This Is True i hate someone irl

The image has white text on a black background. It states: "Haters are like crickets. They chirp all day... But when I walk by them, they suddenly get quiet."

Anonymous

I got the wrong movie

A parody image of the movie poster "Guardians of the Galaxy", with different people's heads superimposed on the characters and a chocolate bar in the middle of the poster. The superimposed faces include a man on the left with a green textured skin, a woman in the middle-left with dark hair, a man in the middle with reddish hair, a black woman with dark hair, and a man with glasses on the right. Text on the image includes the movie title, "Guardians of the Galaxy" and "Marvel Studios". Below the title, a chocolate bar is shown with the text "Galaxy Smooth Milk" and the Tiktok handle "@c_a_l_l_u_m_4_4".

Anonymous

A screenshot from the video game Minecraft shows the game with a 2D-looking image of a smiling man with a headdress on his head. The image is placed on one of the game's objects (a tree or a block). The text on the image reads: "I installed the wrong Minecraft 💀😭".

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