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Glock

26 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a cartoon of Dr. Doofenshmirtz with a sinister grin. The text above the image reads: "How I feel after using my newest inator (my Glock) to zap (murder) Perry the Playtypus (innocent bystanders) and take over the tri-state area (the alcohol section of the grocery store)."

Beer

43 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.

Police Officer

18 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image shows two screenshots of a sexually suggestive scene involving two police officers. One screen shows a police officer facing the viewer bent over as another officer is behind her, and the other screen shows a different angle of the same scenario. Text above the screens asks "Comment how you watch."

Skeleton

5 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a two-panel comic. The first panel shows a man advising another man to say to a woman: "You're an 8 on a scale of 10." The second panel shows the man instead saying to the woman: "Urinate on a skeleton."

Chance

27 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a four-panel comic featuring a stick figure with a troll face. The first panel reads, "How to have a higher chance of winning in Russian roulette." The second panel shows the stick figure holding a pistol and reads, "Step 1: acquire a semi automatic pistol instead of a revolver". The third panel shows the stick figure holding the pistol and another stick figure with a concerned face and reads, "Step 2: tell your friend to go first." The fourth panel reads, "Problem death?" and shows the troll face again.

School

7 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

The image shows two pictures side by side. The top picture is an anime character with red hair and a red jacket, looking off to the side. The bottom picture is a person with reddish-brown hair and a red jacket, looking directly at the camera. Below the bottom picture, there is text that says, "Got ready for school today and realized I accidentally dressed like Ayanokoji. Just shows how similar we are. I'm literally him.. (A manipulative bad@$$ that can and will control you.)"

Lyric

26 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows Jesus with rays of light pointing at a crying teenager. The text on the image reads: "emo bands", "lyrics about how hard life is" and "13 yr olds on vacation with their parents".

Block

54 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image shows a periodic table with some elements arranged as blocks from the game Tetris, with the text "how they REALLY made the periodic table" above it.

World

81 views · Swf · 1 year ago

The image shows a traffic accident involving a Coca-Cola truck and a Mentos truck. The Mentos truck is tipped over on its side, and the caption reads, "I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE HOW CLOSE WE CAME TO A WORLD ENDING EVENT."

Hows

66 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

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Kid

277 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man with glasses and a beard looks confused in front of a black background. At the bottom of the image it says: "I don't understand why kids scream when I touch them" Next to it, it says Mikes Meme Menagerie. To the right, is a list of other videos with titles like: "Watch me blow up the world Imao", "7 dead children in my backyard", and "Is he still screaming?".

Brother

2 views · big [fire] balls · 1 year ago

The image shows four panels, each with a different SCP object class icon and a caption. The first panel shows the icon for Euclid with text: "How hard I could hit my brother". The second panel displays the Safe icon with text: "How hard I decided to hit him". The third panel shows the Keter icon with the caption: "How he described it to my dad". The fourth and final panel shows the Apollyon icon with the caption: "How my dad gonna hit me".

Father

RapBoat · 1 year ago

Text: THEORY: My father leaving me is a Drake diss. Reason 1: My father left without saying a word or giving a reason, a reference to how Drake sneak disses people with no direct confrontation. Reason 2: My father is a big Rihanna fan, we all know what happened between Rihanna and Drake...

Sign

30 views · RapBoat · 1 year ago

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The image shows a list titled "7 Signs You're Getting Better At Rapping." Next to it is a drawing of a light-skinned man with a serious expression pointing his finger directly at the viewer. Below the list is "HOW TO RAP @HOWTORAPNATION"

Guy

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A face with a serious, almost annoyed expression is in focus. The text on top reads: "How I look at the guy using the urinal next to me who just said, 'Where there's rain, there's thunder!' as he farts while pissing."

RapBoat

17 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An image of a werewolf tearing off his shirt in front of a full moon in a dark forest. The text says: "How RapBoat feels when threatening to unleash his dark rapboat acc".

Dick

38 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.

Bird

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a chart titled "HOW TO IDENTIFY A BIRD", with different birds shown in the image, with the word "Fed" written below each of them.

Man

15 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a portrait of Walt Whitman, with the text "Teach a man how to fish, and you can bang his wife every weekend. - Walt Whitman" above him.

Dollar

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a screenshot of a chat. It shows a person, presumably Travis Scott, with a McDonald's flag in the background saying he needs 2000 dollars to get back to America and asks to send it through paypal. The next message questions his identity to which he responds with "Fin fin fin fin fin".

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