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80 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago
A screenshot of a Twitter post. At the top, a profile picture shows a person. The name 'Nate' and username '@Pure_VEVO' are visible. The main text of the tweet reads: 'HOLY SHIT MY NUMBER NEIGHBOR IS BILL CLINTON'. Below the tweet is a screenshot of a text message conversation. On the left, messages from the user include: 'Hi', 'Who is this???', 'Oh okay', 'Really? Are you someone famous?', and 'That's crazy!'. On the right, messages from the 'number neighbor' include: 'Hey number neighbor!', 'We're number neighbors meaning your number is one digit higher than mine', 'You may have heard of me', 'That's the name', and 'It's an honor Mr. President'. An image of a smiling Bill Clinton is sent by the 'neighbor'. The final message from the 'neighbor', partially visible, reads: 'I killed Jeffrey Epstein lol'.
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    34 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    MOM WHAT THE FUCK!? HOLY SHIT, IT'S GREG! MOM was GIVING HER WHOLE HEAD to Mr. Winsky, and Vice Principal Roy is FUCKING DEAD! As soon as I walked in these fuckers immediately acted like they weren't just fucking crawling over each other. That filthy homewrecker Mr. Winsky sent Mom and told her to take me home. Fucking delinquents. I have to tell Dad that Mom is a whore somehow. This bitch needs to be sent to the streets. 3
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    • Dad

    1 view · aidencool67 · 1 year ago

    my dad is good

    A video still shows a bicycle in the street and the text "Holy shit! Your dad is a good biker." The video is taken at night.
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    • Fan

    8 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    An image of Brian Griffin from "Family Guy" standing in hell. The text reads: "Hazbin Hotel" fans when they go to hell and- Holy shit, Brian, "Family Guy".
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    • United States

    137 views · Anonymous · 26 days ago
    A four-panel comic strip where two men have flags covering their faces. One man has the United States flag and the other has the European Union flag. In the first panel, the US man thinks, "MAN I WISH I WAS MORE LIKE THAT GUY" while looking at the EU man. In the second, the US man walks away thinking, "BUT HE PROBABLY WISHES HE WAS MORE LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE TOO". In the third, the US man looks happy and thinks, "HOLY SHIT I'M GLAD I'M ME". In the final panel, the EU man is walking away in the opposite direction thinking, "I'M ESPECIALLY GLAD I'M NOT THAT GUY".
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    • Garden

    57 views · ThatWeirdPerson · 5 years ago

    Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

    HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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