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Sex

38 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Wade must be the fucking healthiest one here

The image displays "WTF SEX FACTS#" in large, bold, red letters at the top, followed by the statement "Having sex once a week can improve your immune system by 30%."

Eye test

16 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

SOMEONE HELLLLPPPP

The image shows a meme that is an eye test. In the center, there is a blue apple. The text says: "EYE TEST. If You See This Apple As: Green - You're Normal. Red - Your obsessed with gingers. Blue - GET HELP! You have an unhealthy obsession with Taylor Swift."

Insult

6 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message that reads, "Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage, I wasn't born into this world so your fat ass could choke out low-level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers, you absolute gormless minger."

Gay

9 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first person, labeled "Pookie Bear," tells the other, labeled "Me," to have a good night's sleep and sends heart emojis. The second person responds in kind. After a few more emojis, the second person asks if Pookie Bear is coming to school tomorrow, to which Pookie Bear replies, "Nigga, this is so gay, give my $10 already."

Announcement

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image shows an email inbox with several emails visible. One email, from "William" at "Counseling Commons," contains offensive language such as "Hello Fucktard," "You smell like cat shit," and "Kill yourself." Another email is from Dr. [redacted]. Text overlaid on the image reads "who hurt the principle dawg" along with crying emojis and TikTok usernames.

Kitty

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Two Roblox avatars are standing on a colorful platform. A text bubble above them reads: "lol have you ever rubbed your kitty in circles?"

Furry

1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago

fu us furrys have lifes to we just do it for our deppresion but some do it for fun

The image shows a meme with a furry character looking confused. The text reads: "My friend: I don't like furries. Also him: *username_the_onlyfox*. Me, a furry: ?"

Dog

1 view · Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago

A meme shows a dog with a telephone receiver at its ear. The text above shows a conversation between 911 and a dog, where the dog reports that its owner has been gone for .02 seconds, and 911 asks if the dog has tried eating the couch.

Seizure

17 views · ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 1 year ago

kayla?

A man with cartoon cat ears and heart sunglasses is smiling and raising his fist. The text on the image says: "Guys what do u call a basketball person having a seizure?" "A Chocolate Shake".

Park

2 views · RapBoat · 1 year ago

A man sits alone on a swing set in a park. Text at the top reads "Drake bringing Adonis to the park to have an excuse to watch the other kids playing on the jungle gym:".

Dream

2 views · shaylie lol · 1 year ago

The image shows a text saying, "Psychologist: All dreams have meaning. My dream:" below it, there is a picture of a Barbie head attached to a turkey body, holding a toy gun.

Bookmark

1 view · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A rotisserie chicken is placed on the pages of an open book. The text overlay reads: "Didn't have a bookmark. Just using a rotisserie chicken instead. Dude wth is wrong with you. You can't even close the book, how is that a bookmark? Can't knock it till you try it."

Parent

5 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A still of the Talking Tom app looking at the camera with a disappointed expression. Below the app screenshot is a YouTube video description: "My parents having se and me recording it on talking Tom [REUPLOAD]" with view count, like/dislike, share, download and save icons, the channel name "Palmy Kokosowe" and a subscribe button.

Bae

1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image shows two screenshots of a woman. In the first one, she is smiling, and the text says, "Oh, he's cute and smiling." In the second, her face looks angry and serious, and the text says, "I'm gonna go make him wish he was dead."

Skill

2 views · Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️ · 1 year ago

Is it just me orrr

A woman with several lollipops in her mouth, stretching her lips outwards. The text overlay says: "When you're asked in your job interview if you have any special skills."

Mother

6 views · Cupツ · 1 year ago

have yall watched thisss

The image contains four movie posters for the movie "Kidnap". The top two posters are identical with a close up of a woman's face with the word "Kidnap" in red letters. The bottom left poster shows the woman from the movie with an angry expression. It has the text "Kidnap Official Trailer" in white letters on it. The bottom right poster is an image of the woman and the text "They messed with the wrong mother". The word "Kidnap" is also present.

Pronoun

70 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Allow me to assume please.

A drawing shows two people facing each other. The first person, on the left, asks "how are you?". The second person answers: "my pronouns are...", and the person on the right replies: "You have exactly 10 seconds to get the fuck out of my house."

Sex

461 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

I’m a professional 😉

A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"

Consequence

2 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image is split into two parts. In the upper part, a white pelican is about to swallow a brown capybara, while other capybaras stand nearby. The lower part shows the same pelican in the back seat of a police car. The text “actions have consequences” is placed between the two images.

Man

2 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Would make any day better. If you don’t understand this then research “shaiden rouge.” She is a scientist who explains how this could improve somebody’s mental state.

A collage with two images. On the left, a woman is putting her hair up in a ponytail from a close-up. On the right, there is a woman putting her hair up in a ponytail, in two different images. Text on the top says: "when your man is having a rough day and says nothing can fix it."