HA Memes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Butthole tickling bandit

Ohio getting out of hand

The image shows a news headline stating "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody and Being Hunted By Police." There is a photo of the bandit's mugshot to the right and police cars with flashing lights to the left. Text on image also says "Breaking News."

Man

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Childhood

A social media post featuring a photo of actor Benedict Cumberbatch. The text above the photo states: "Actor Benedict Cumberbatch has revealed that, as a child, he suffered with crippling constipation." Below the photo, a comment from the account "Pun_bible" reads: "No shit Sherlock."

Bandit

A news headline reads: "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody and Being Hunted By Police." Below the headline are two images: one shows police cars with flashing lights and the other shows the mugshot of the supposed bandit with wide eyes.

Illusion

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

Bandit

The image shows two panels. The left panel is blurry, showing a street with police cars and flashing lights at night. The right panel is a close-up of a man's face with wide, startled eyes. The text below the images says, "By: Seymore Butts. Posted Feb 23, 2023. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police."

Distance

yes

The image shows a meme with the text "Did you know?" and an image of the sun and the Earth in space. The text below says, "NASA has proved that distance from the sun to the Earth is equal to the distance from the Earth to the sun."

Puppet

A side-by-side image shows a puppet on the left and President Joe Biden on the right. The text above reads, "So my question is, who has their hand shoved up Biden's ass?" Below, text states, "Their likeness is uncanny and the irony... They're both puppets."

Dolphin

Any suggestions? Anything helps

A picture shows a deer swimming in blue water. The text below the image reads: 'I think my dolphin has autism'.

Phone

The image shows a split frame. The top half features Indiana Jones looking slightly annoyed. The bottom half shows a Nokia phone with hieroglyphs engraved on it. The text says: "Not saying your mom has an old phone but..."

Car

f_ck teslas

The image is a comparison of two cars. The top image is of a silver Pontiac Aztek, with the caption "EVERY MASTERPIECE" above. The bottom image is of a silver Tesla Cybertruck, with the caption "HAS ITS CHEAP COPY" below. The two cars are positioned side by side for comparison.

Mom

A meme with the text "Mom's POV. When you realize everyone in the house has been inside you." Below, there's a boy with a smug expression.

Girlfriend

this one hurts

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows Ed Sheeran smiling. The text above him says, "Ed has no girlfriend". The bottom panel depicts a woman in a white dress running in a misty landscape. The text above her says, "because Sheeran away."

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Cheese

If you people find this confusing, nothing is because CHEESE IS CHEESE!!!

The image shows text saying "Cheese has holes. More cheese = more holes. More holes = less cheese. More cheese = less cheese." Below the text is a picture of an alien with squinted eyes and a slight frown.

Bandit

Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion

The image shows two panels. The first panel is a nighttime image of police vehicles with their lights flashing. The second panel shows a close-up of a man with wide eyes and a shocked expression. Text overlay reads, "Roses are red. Lord give me peace. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit has escaped custody and is being hunted by police." It is signed 'By: Seymore Butts Posted Feb 23, 2023'

Calvin

Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.

Shrek

shrek has a potato for a nose

An illustration from a children's book showing a green, ogre-like character named Shrek standing over a dead peasant on the ground. Shrek is wearing a pink and purple tunic and green pants. He has laser beams coming from his eyes that are heating a piece of food on a large rock. The peasant lies on the ground, wearing a yellow tunic and red pants. The text below describes Shrek's interaction with the peasant and how the peasant died from seeing Shrek, while Shrek used his "microwave eyes" to heat his meal.

Thanos

Tis true

The top half of the image shows a young boy in a blue shirt looking at the camera with a slightly confused expression, and text on top of him reads "Wait a minute, who are you?". The bottom half of the image shows Thanos in gold armor, with his head tilted downward. Below the image of the boy is a definition of Thanos, written as "Thanos. An angry grape who has a rock collection".

Sleep

It works, my brother has never slept better

A man is lying in bed with a pillow under his head. Text overlay: "DID YOU KNOW? If you hold your breath for a long time you can sleep forever."