HA Memes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Phone

The image shows a split frame. The top half features Indiana Jones looking slightly annoyed. The bottom half shows a Nokia phone with hieroglyphs engraved on it. The text says: "Not saying your mom has an old phone but..."

Man

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Floor

Ah yes this website is made out of the website

The image is a three-panel cartoon meme. The first panel shows a monster with multiple eyes and fangs saying, "A father has his role as the father." The second panel shows a pale woman with red marks on her face saying, "and the mother has her role as the mother." The third panel shows Buzz Lightyear with his arm extended into a phallic shape saying, "hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor."

Distance

yes

The image shows a meme with the text "Did you know?" and an image of the sun and the Earth in space. The text below says, "NASA has proved that distance from the sun to the Earth is equal to the distance from the Earth to the sun."

Team

Shitpost-master general

A screenshot of two combined tweets. The first tweet features a photo of Paulie Walnuts from The Sopranos, along with the text "Ay, Tone. What kinda death camp has a divin' team?" The second tweet reads, "A million Jews drowned trying to get the pennies the Nazis had glued to the bottom of the pool."

Girlfriend

this one hurts

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows Ed Sheeran smiling. The text above him says, "Ed has no girlfriend". The bottom panel depicts a woman in a white dress running in a misty landscape. The text above her says, "because Sheeran away."

Thanos

Tis true

The top half of the image shows a young boy in a blue shirt looking at the camera with a slightly confused expression, and text on top of him reads "Wait a minute, who are you?". The bottom half of the image shows Thanos in gold armor, with his head tilted downward. Below the image of the boy is a definition of Thanos, written as "Thanos. An angry grape who has a rock collection".

Bandit

The image shows two panels. The left panel is blurry, showing a street with police cars and flashing lights at night. The right panel is a close-up of a man's face with wide, startled eyes. The text below the images says, "By: Seymore Butts. Posted Feb 23, 2023. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police."

Ohio

Ohio getting out of hand

The image shows a news headline stating "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody and Being Hunted By Police." There is a photo of the bandit's mugshot to the right and police cars with flashing lights to the left. Text on image also says "Breaking News."

Sleep

It works, my brother has never slept better

A man is lying in bed with a pillow under his head. Text overlay: "DID YOU KNOW? If you hold your breath for a long time you can sleep forever."

Fly

A fly wearing a hat is shown with the text "Has 24 hour lifespan. Spends 18 of those hours around me."

Memes

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Memes

shrek has a potato for a nose

"I ask the questions," snapped Shrek. "What's in your purse?"
"It is not a purse, but a pouch. Just some cold chicken parts."
"Give to me, purse boy!" Shrek yelled. "I will warm them with
my microwave eyes and eat them. Purse boys don't get to eat!"
As Shrek heated up his meal, the peasant died of seeing Shrek.
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Calvin

Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?

A cartoon drawing on a sheet of notebook paper shows a boy named Calvin drawing himself in a tank. He draws himself firing the tank at a school building where kids are jumping out the window. Miss Wormwood comes to stop him. In the last panel, Calvin's teacher Miss Wormwood is shown taking a drawing from a student and making a comment about public schools.

Illusion

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

Porn

Keyboard

A keyboard layout is shown with colorful finger positions indicated below it, followed by a laughing face holding a rainbow colored marker.

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

Bandit

Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion

The image shows two panels. The first panel is a nighttime image of police vehicles with their lights flashing. The second panel shows a close-up of a man with wide eyes and a shocked expression. Text overlay reads, "Roses are red. Lord give me peace. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit has escaped custody and is being hunted by police." It is signed 'By: Seymore Butts Posted Feb 23, 2023'

Pfp

The image shows two side-by-side images of the character Woody from Toy Story. On the left, Woody has a sly and sinister smile. On the right, Woody is engulfed in flames while laughing maniacally. The text above the images reads, "Me after finding someone on gmail who has the same pfp as someone online."