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Heroin Monkey

type shizz

A white text on a black background, formatted like a series of 'be like' statements describing a progression of absurd events. It starts with 'Girls be like: We hate all men so we turn lesbian,' followed by 'Boys be like: Uno reverse! Turns gay.' Then, 'Girls: Shocked Pikachu face,' and 'Sperm trying to get into each other: Confused stonk.' The next lines are 'Goku: has sex with Wednesday' and 'Wednesday: Pregnancy 100.' The text concludes with 'Me: Only in Ohio!'

Heroin Monkey

An illustration of Winnie the Pooh, depicted in a serious and somewhat menacing manner, with a pensive expression, sitting in what appears to be a dark pool or bath. A dark, thin object, possibly a hookah, is visible next to him. The background is dark with horizontal stripes, giving a dramatic, almost crime-boss-like ambiance. Text above reads: 'rabbit has failed to protect honey production. he will be reassigned. tame the hundred acre wood, tigger. free the honey. i'll make you christopher robin's best friend'.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/Kanye, labeled NSFW. The title asks, 'Is it still ethical to jiggle my johnson to Kanye songs?' The body text below is a 'DISCUSSION' post starting with 'A while ago, I discovered that certain Kanye songs caused me to become ithyphallic...' and continues with a lengthy description of the user's masturbation habits, influenced by Kanye West's music and recent controversies. It ends by asking for an alternative suggestion like 'Jordan Terrell Carter'.

Heroin Monkey

A meme formatted as a Twitter screenshot. The top part shows a tweet from 'Wurrco' with the text 'Kanye West has collected the 7 Mythical Dragon Balls to revive Adolf Hitler.' Below the text are two images side-by-side: on the left, a portrait of Kanye West looking directly at the camera; on the right, an image of multiple orange Dragon Balls from the Dragon Ball anime, each with black stars. Below the tweet is a grey box labeled 'Readers added context they thought people might want to know' which states 'Kanye has only collected 6 so far.' followed by 'factcheck.com'.

Face mcshooty

knew she had feelings for me lesgoooooooooooo

A cartoon character with red hair and big pink cheeks is behind bars. The image reads: "When she says she hates me, but hate is a feeling so she technically has feelings for me."

MAHMOOD • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKES

African Wise Proverb Quote

A quote against a tan background that reads, "A man, who swallows a whole coconut, has a complete faith in his anus. Wise African Proverb."

Adolf kitler

what do I have to do to become a mod?

A cat in a box raises its paw as if it has a question. The image reads: "I has a question..."

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A screenshot of two combined tweets. The first tweet features a photo of Paulie Walnuts from The Sopranos, along with the text "Ay, Tone. What kinda death camp has a divin' team?" The second tweet reads, "A million Jews drowned trying to get the pennies the Nazis had glued to the bottom of the pool."

Face mcshooty

A person wearing a backpack is walking up stairs next to graffiti that says "Goth pussy". Below is a person walking on a gloomy road.

Anonymous

A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Goochland, Virginia. It includes a photograph of the Goochland County Courthouse, a map showing the location of Goochland in Virginia, and information about the area's geography and population.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Google search result for "Mummy Pig" showing a cartoon pig, followed by text that details the pig's life as having 67 divorces, being in love with Lester from GTA 5, hacking Fortnite, and killing 417 people including Stephen Hawking.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot from a video game shows a dialog box with a message stating "Pap Smear Marijuana has met Meatball Morris at school." Below this, text overlays the image, questioning, "Who tf names their kid 'Meatball'??"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a meme with a minion on the right. On the left, it lists "BestfriEND", "BoyfriEND", "FriEND", with "END" in red. Underneath, it says "Beating my son," followed by "Beating my son has no End."

𝗚𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗶𝗯𝗮̈𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗻

A two-panel image shows a picture of Indiana Jones, followed by a picture of an old Nokia phone with hieroglyphics carved into it.

Heroin Monkey

A picture of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wearing cat ears, next to a quote in purple that reads: "Remember kids, ketamine usage is an essential part of a fulfilling life and it has zero down sides!" - Catboy RFK Jr.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet from Opera GX shows a cat wearing headphones with the text, "EVERYONE HAS pronouns DIP SHIT. IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING speaking a language." The second tweet from Nina Infinity says, "I almost refunded my game when #Starfield asked me for pronouns. I still might.. I'm annoyed about it."

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a Twitter post with a photo of a damaged gaming chair. The poster wonders if the wear is normal, jokingly suggesting that their roommate's rear end might have teeth.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A news headline reads, "An asteroid the size of a small town is headed straight towards India." An illustration shows an asteroid headed toward India from space.

MATTIX

The meme shows two large trucks on the road with custom, oversized tires. The left truck is a red Jeep, while the right truck is a black pickup truck. Text on the image reads: "I sure hope he never needs to use the spare! When your truck has worms and scoots it's acres across the road."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows four flags of different countries. Next to each flag there is an image of a speed bump from that country. The flags are: Italy, Sweden, Canada and what seems to be a map of Belgium.

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