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Heroin Monkey

The image shows two pictures. The first picture shows a train on a bridge in a mountainous area. There is text below it stating, "Switzerland's military has remained neutral since 1815, but the entire country is rigged to explode. Thousands of demolition points are wired into bridges, highways, and railroads across the nation so that everything can be destroyed if invaders attack". The second picture shows a man holding a belt with a worried expression. The text below the man states, "WHO'S THERE? I HAVE A BELT AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO HANG MYSELF".

Heroin Monkey

The comic depicts a person with a piece of tape across their waist. In the second panel the person is next to a group of bananas, with one banana asking "Has modern art gone too far?"

Chunke Monke

it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"

Anonymous

YAYYYY

The image shows a list of quotes from different people arguing about whose idol is stronger, starting with "My Idol likely could beat urs in a fight", which leads to a discussion on if Godzilla or Jesus would win.

Heroin Monkey

The image is split into two parts. The upper part shows a man explaining something with a frantic expression, standing in front of a wall covered with papers connected with red threads. The text says, "Me explaining that a pregnant horse can run faster cause it has two horsepower". The bottom part shows a seal with a bored and unimpressed look. The text says, "My physics teacher."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet from user @blockeveryacct that reads "maryland has fallen" above a screenshot of a public safety alert for Thanksgiving. The alert urges people to wear a mask, social distance, get tested and remember Maryland.

Heroin Monkey

A two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, Timmy stands on the left, saying "I wish everyone has taste buds in their anus". In the second panel, Cosmo is on the right with a shocked expression saying, "Jimmy what the fuck"

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a table with a list of planets and corresponding numbers of deaths and a yes/no answer if a planet has birds. The Earth is the only planet with deaths and birds. The text on the top says: "wake up, sheeple."

Wade

A news headline reads: "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody and Being Hunted By Police." Below the headline are two images: one shows police cars with flashing lights and the other shows the mugshot of the supposed bandit with wide eyes.

Anonymous

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Anonymous

A man walks away on a foggy path. The text overlay reads "MY DICK HAS LEAD ME TO PLACES I WOULDN'T EVEN GO WITH A GUN."

Goku is dum

Dam bro giga Chad has a Pokémon card😮

A fake Pokemon card featuring an image of a muscular person, labeled "Ultra Giga Chad" with 200 HP. The card has two moves, "True Power" that "Can 1 Hit anybody Even Black people Like people", with "Rangi Techoke" as the first name, and "Ultra Power", which states "If You look at Ultra Giga Chad Your chances of dieing are very high!"

M3ME G0D

The image consists of two side-by-side images. The left image shows the sun baby from the Teletubbies show. The right image shows a woman sitting outside with a young child on her lap. The text in the image states "The teletubbies sun baby has a baby." and "We've been alive for too long".

Jazzy💕

HAHAHA

The image shows a text box on a light orange background. The text reads, "Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minute jog. So now I'm sitting in the park, laughing at all the joggers." with a laughing emoji at the end.

Jazzy💕

Why just why

A person reacting to seasonal allergies. The text on the image reads: "When your body has to adjust to the sudden change in temperature so your nose is bothering you non stop."

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

THE WJE PURGE HAS STARTED!

A black and white image shows a man with a mustache wearing glasses and a headset and smoking a cigarette. Below him in large white letters are the words "HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS".

Toast ツ

A cartoon image of two people having a conversation. The first person is a light-skinned person with green hair who is talking. A speech bubble above them reads, "So did you hear what he did last week?". The second person is a dark-skinned person with their hair in a bun. Above them is a speech bubble with the single word "She.". Under the first speech bubble is another with the text, "Right. Anyway, she raped a minor and gave him aids."

Wade

Good Question….Beavis and Butthead should be on here too

The image shows three panels. The top panel depicts Wolverine with his claws out with the text "WHO HAS" written in green. The middle panel shows Deadpool with a serious face, with the text "THE BEST" also in green. The bottom panel shows Tom from Tom and Jerry with his hand appearing as if his fingers are just grown back, with the text "HEALING FACTOR" in green.

Grizzlymilk

He has been expecting you…

A white hedgehog wearing a black top hat sits on a tiny silver chair. A hand is visible in the top right corner. The text on the post says 'He has been expecting you…'

Wade

Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)

A Pokémon card featuring a plush shark named May, described as a "Transgender Pokémon". The card lists moves such as "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize". The card also includes a warning to "RUN" if encountered in the wild.

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