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Wade

They have engaged…in battle?

The image shows two panels from the Star Wars movie. The top panel shows Anakin Skywalker with text overlayed: "We have just received a report from Master Kenobi. He has engaged General Grievous." The bottom panel shows General Grievous smiling with Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Anonymous

Sus???

A message thread between two users. The first user says, "I was literally about to say don't ask where I got the money from". The second user replies, "Guys Wade has a OnlyFans thats why he's rich. I swear to f***ing God."

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my fish

A deer is shown swimming in a pool. The text says, "I think my fish has autism."

randomone

Depression has a tight grip

A cartoon image of a turtle looking up with text above that says, "Suicidal people looking at the rope:" and text below the turtle that says, "My time has come".

Cricket Green

The Texans War has begun, prep your muskets bois

The image shows a cartoon family: a father with a cigarette in his mouth, a child with a gun on his head and a trollface on top, a mother with red laser eyes and a young girl with dark sunglasses. A kitten is placed on the bottom right. The text on the image says "NORMAL FAMILY IN TEXAS".

DoubleDownCheeks

Fill it out if u want

A list of possible life experiences with checkboxes, titled "#THINGS I HAVE DONE PROJECT". The experiences are categorized into emotional, social, and health-related items. Some examples are: "Been in Love", "Broken Hearts", "Had Sex", "Been to Jail", "Been Bullied", "Been Depressed", "Have/Had an Addiction", "Attempted Suicide", "Overdosed", "Seen a Therapist", "Have Other Mental Disorders". The text "@violetsunlight7" is on the right side of the image.

Mr. CheezFartz

If you people find this confusing, nothing is because CHEESE IS CHEESE!!!

The image shows text saying "Cheese has holes. More cheese = more holes. More holes = less cheese. More cheese = less cheese." Below the text is a picture of an alien with squinted eyes and a slight frown.

I'm The NIGGA You Dream Of

So that's why...

A picture of Chuck Norris with the text "CHUCK NORRIS HAS BEEN TO MARS. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF LIFE."

daz_potato

Ah yes this website is made out of the website

The image is a three-panel cartoon meme. The first panel shows a monster with multiple eyes and fangs saying, "A father has his role as the father." The second panel shows a pale woman with red marks on her face saying, "and the mother has her role as the mother." The third panel shows Buzz Lightyear with his arm extended into a phallic shape saying, "hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor."

Rockship2910

What happened to my screen...

The image shows a blue computer screen with a simple face made of parentheses, dots, and an underscore. Below the face are the words "I don't know WHAT the fuck is going on." This is followed by "Good luck searching for it online though." and "Here's a useless number that Google has no results for. Try Bing."

Cocel 😮💨

The image is a side-by-side comparison. The left side says, "The copy the teacher has" and shows a clear, well-lit picture of Shrek smiling. The right side says, "The one she gives you" and shows a very dark, distorted, almost unrecognizable version of Shrek's face.

Big daddy2.0

She has a right mindset

A young girl is smirking while in the background a house is in flames. Text on the image says, "Last Halloween this house gave me dental floss, a tooth brush and toothpaste... Not this year."

LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

blach66

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says: "Just take a minute and think about Riley's retarded hair cut. Shut up look at your greasy ass hair." The next message says: "Have you not released I don't give a small singular shit about my hair." The following message says: "There's probably shit in your hair." Finally, the last messages read: "It looks better than whatever dead raccoon has been super glued onto your forehead. But Yeah probably."

Jenny 😂

A keyboard layout is shown with colorful finger positions indicated below it, followed by a laughing face holding a rainbow colored marker.

PokemonCardMemeBoiiii

The image shows a Pokemon card with Dora as the character. It states that, "An island eater such as myself has always been fated to go hungry.", and the attack is called "Perfect Spanish" where Dora will talk in spanish, making the opponent confused.

Daddy dick

Roses are red lord give me peace

The image is a split panel. The left side shows a blurry photo of emergency vehicles at night. The right side shows a mugshot of a man with wide eyes. Text above the panels reads "Roses are red Lord give me peace". Below the image the text says "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police."

Ohio-Chan

I just hope the patient wasnt a man and has no prostate problems

A man from the movie The Mummy looks shocked. The text says "Me: *licking the knife after I'm done* The other surgeons:". In the top left corner, there is a smaller picture of the same man in the same movie holding what seems to be a plate.

LazyBoiiii

fr tho

The image shows two cartoon characters in a relationship, one resembling a flame (Firey) on top of a yellow sponge. Above them, the text "HA, GAY!" is written in capital letters. On the right, there is a second panel with a person yelling.

Anonymous

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

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