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Nico Di Anglo

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The image is a list of demigods making puns with Nico telling them to stop.

DIANEE

The image is a screenshot of a Google search result for "Bearded dragon memes". The main image on the search result shows a bearded dragon with its mouth open, along with the text "Last thing the last cricket sees:". Below are several other smaller images including one that says, "Spike when no crickets," another says "Guess I'll die" and one with the quote "Sand is terrible substrate".

Adolf kitler

An orange tabby cat sleeps on a gift-wrapped pillow under a Christmas tree. The image text says: "Someone guessed what they're getting for Christmas."

SlothyMemes

A sloth with a sly smile looking at the viewer. The text on the image says: "Hey - guess what? I tied your shoe laces together when you weren't looking."

SlothyMemes

A sloth is being held by a human hand. The text overlay says, "Hey, guess what? I tied your shoe laces together when you weren't looking."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a Discord chat between two users. The first user, with the name Doll, admits to being hypersexual and horny. The second user initially responds with understanding, but then states that they were thinking of the first user while they were having these feelings. The first user responds with "That's bad."

Adolf Nigler

Guess which one I'm mad about.

Two muscular arms clasped together in a strong handshake. The arm on the left with light skin is labeled "Modern Songs". The arm on the right with darker skin is labeled "Me Having Sex". In the middle, above the clasp, it is written "Less than 3 minutes."

Heroin Monkey

A receipt with the text: Bill. Dine In. Server: Jessica A. Tab: Bill. 1 Pina Colada "Extra Creamy" Idfk. That's just what he said he wanted. I guess add whip before you blend. Idfk. I hate it here.

sonicjokesmemesandposts

wow mario got done dirty

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows an old video game screenshot of Sonic with the text: "When the drowning countdown starts, but Tails takes the air bubble. SCORE 34160 TIME 2:03 RINGS 341 guess I'll die". The top right panel says: "KIDS TODAY GETTING THEIR VIDEO GAME TURNED INTO A MOVIE GET THIS" and shows two images of Sonic: one old and one new movie version. The bottom left panel says: "KIDS IN MY DAY GOT THIS..." and shows an image of a Goomba. The bottom right panel shows an image of the live-action version of King Koopa.

brokemaster

Hi i thought this was funny i guess haha 💔⛓️

Hang in there, it
gets better!
Fuck you!

✨Jassy✨

A young boy is looking at the camera with a slight smile. The text on the image says: "guess who's feeling extra emotionally unstable today"

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three panels depicting the evolution of Yamaha's products over time. In 1900, the company is producing pianos. By 1955, they are producing motorcycles. By 1960, they have added boats to their line of products.

Jazzy💕

Me bitchhhhhhhhh

A young boy with brown hair smirks slightly at the camera with the caption "guess who's feeling extra emotionally unstable today"

rapboat

A Reddit post shows someone sharing an anecdote about kids singing the song "They Not Like Us" and other inappropriate lyrics on the playground. The poster finds the situation funny and reflects on the exposure of children to adult content.

Cupツ

true to some ppl

A woman in a pink top and black shorts is bending over the front of a car. The text reads: I MET A PROSTITUTE WHO SAID SHE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR $50. GUESS WHO'S GOT HIS FRONT PORCH REPAINTED.

Heroin Monkey

AG (Anon) 4 minutes ago
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No shit, you said that before.
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AG (Anon) now
I am also gay, I wish my grandpa would let me fuck him
AG (Anon) now
But for now I guess i'll just have to settle with raping my dog

Jazzy💕

A close-up of a camel in a desert with a blue sky in the background and the text "GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!" written above the camel. There is another camel in the far background.

shaylie lol

The image shows a text overlay that says 'me: oh you don't wanna reply for an hour? guess I'm not replying for an hour either -DING- me:'. Below this text, there is a blurry photo of a person suddenly standing up and leaning forward, with their hair flying around. There are a door and a picture frame visible in the background.

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel cartoon. The first panel shows a car driving on a bridge with a "LOAD LIMIT 10 TONS" sign. In the second panel, the father and child are in a car, the child asks "HOW DO THEY KNOW THE LOAD LIMIT ON BRIDGES, DAD?" The third panel shows the father thinking about a matrix equation and the structural load analysis of a bridge. In the fourth panel, the father, now looking dumbfounded, says: "OH. I SHOULD'VE GUESSED."

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