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The meme shows a four-panel grid. The first panel shows a portrait of Mozart. The second panel shows a stick figure sitting at a table with a bowl, saying "He will never be a catboy" in a speech bubble. The third panel contains text that reads: "Less well known, however, is that Mozart liked to imitate a cat. He'd be rehearsing an opera with his singers, when he'd suddenly grow bored and leap over tables and chairs, meowing and turning somersaults. He even". The fourth panel shows a stick figure spitting out its cereal in surprise.

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A tabby cat sits patiently with text above it that reads, "Raise your words not your voice for it is rain that grows flowers not thunder."

Adolf Nigler

Kids grow up/ to be really dumb/ through California Education.

The image shows a pool filled with reddish-orange liquid, possibly lava, with a blue ocean in the background. The pool is surrounded by a light brown wooden border.

TaylorSwiftBoat

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Pac's nipples are visible in the poster. I wonder if Cole
ever pretend to breastfeed off him, and called it 'drinking
GOAT milk'.
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Heroin Monkey

Jazzy💕

A meme with text that reads '#GrowingUpSpoiled When your parents complain about you being a spoiled brat like they didn't raise you.' Below the text is a photo of a man with a confused expression and question marks superimposed around his face.

timmyy

A multiple choice question about food that grows on trees. The options include pizza, carrots, apples, oranges, coconuts and cake. Pizza, carrots and cake are marked as correct choices.

MEME LORD

A muscular man in a tank top and cap poses in front of a wall. The text overlay says "If her got hair on it she faithful, its the shaved ones that be cheating. Grass don't grow on a busy street."

Heroin Monkey

An image shows a screenshot of a group called "Plans to create and worship our leviathan lobster god", with a description explaining how to grow a lobster to divinity. Below is an image of a hand hovering over a button that says "Join Group!"

Toast ツ

The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a babirusa on the left and a babirusa skull on the right. Below the images is the text: "THE BABIRUSA IS A WILD PIG WHOSE TUSKS CAN GROW SO LONG THEY CURVE BACKWARDS ULTIMATELY IMPALING THEIR SKULLS AND ACCIDENTALLY KILLING THEM UNLIKE JEFFREY EPSTEIN WHO WAS KILLED ON PURPOSE". The text @yup.that.exists is in the upper right of the picture.

Heroin Monkey

An image of a dinosaur with the text "When you grow up, people stop asking you what your favorite dinosaur is. They don't even care."

M3ME G0D

The image shows two photos of a man with an afro, presumably the same person. The top image shows him smiling, looking happy and proud. The caption reads: "Watching my favorite underrated youtuber finally grow and progress." The bottom image shows the same man looking shocked and with a dark background. The caption for the bottom image reads: "He becomes more annoying and cringe over time."

M3ME G0D

The image presents a question asking "WHICH KID WERE YOU?" with two pictures labeled 'A' and 'B'. Option A shows a sealed juice bottle and option B shows a juice bottle opened with the foil top ripped off. Below the image, the user comments "All the B kids in jail rn."

BellaTrix

I’m amazing!!!

A meme in the form of a comic strip showing different scenes from the movie Harry Potter, with Bellatrix speaking with a person in an interview and about how Sirius has matured. At the bottom is a line that says "trummy.co".

BellaTrix

Me!

A multi-panel image showing a scene from an interview with a woman, presumably Bellatrix, next to a man in a suit. In the first two panels, she says "Could she, stop, okay. Come on." and the man says, "This is my ship." The next two panels have speech bubbles, "Interview: This is about growing up on Potter then, Okay. She hasn't. She's never grown up on Potter to this day when you..." and "Interview: Do you have any stories or anything about children any of the other people being around. "It's pretty much grown up with them."" The bottom row shows her saying, "My god. So much more handsome." and him saying, "He's really gotten into a suit.". The last panel shows her saying, "He does unbelievably more mature than me but that's not saying much."

DoubleDownCheeks

The image is split in two parts. On the left side a man's face showing a very young beard, and on the right side the face of an adult man of Indian ethnicity with a very strong mustache and beard.

garytherudemanfromnextdoorxx

what a nice man xx

A man is posing with his arms crossed and the text "Please change and grow as a person" is at the top of the image.

blach66

The image shows a close up of a dandelion plant growing in grass. The text says "My Boyfriend was just arrested for growing weed....."

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

i wanna be a firefighter when i grow up

A news article headline reads: "4-year-old Hazel Park boy fatally mauled by pit bull, mother hospitalized." Below the headline is a photo of a young boy wearing a fireman's hat. The article is from the Detroit Free Press, and mentions Frank Witsll as the author and publication dates.

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