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Heroin Monkey

A picture of a couple followed by a picture of a dead Godzilla lying on a small cart. The text above the couple says, "Me n my man bit yawl holes jelust ova us we luk gud af yawl holes caint half my man and I downt wont nun yawl Brook ass dood Eva." The text above the dead Godzilla says, "Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a two-panel meme. In the first panel, Godzilla and King Kong are fighting on a ship. Above them, the text reads "People making political memes" and "People making wholesome memes". In the second panel, Godzilla and King Kong are still fighting, but in the foreground, a doge points a golden beam at them and the text next to the doge reads "Me just shit posting".

RapBoat

I like Kendrick, but GEEZ LOUISE, the dickriding is crazy

A comment states that being a fan of Kendrick is like being a fan of Godzilla or Satoru Gojo because they will always win by complete domination, and fans are more interested in how they achieve victory.

Toast ツ

The image shows a comparison of a Rolex watch and a Godzilla watch. The Rolex watch is a gold wristwatch with a metal band on the left. On the right is a Godzilla-themed plastic watch. Below the watches there are three check marks and three crosses along with three statements: "Tells time," "Affordable," and "Godzilla." The Rolex gets a check mark for telling time, while the Godzilla watch gets a check mark for all three.

Heroin Monkey

A photo of Godzilla with the text overlay: "This guy didn't win an Oscar until he was 70-years-old and had starred in 38 movies. Never stop following your dreams."

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

THE FEARSOME GODZILLA HAS EVOLVED

The image shows Godzilla with the colors of the transgender flag as a background. Godzilla looks like he is roaring. The text says: "THE FEARSOME GODZILLA HAS EVOLVED".

Anonymous

YAYYYY

The image shows a list of quotes from different people arguing about whose idol is stronger, starting with "My Idol likely could beat urs in a fight", which leads to a discussion on if Godzilla or Jesus would win.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

This Mfer soooo greedy he does NOT need that much tail

A full shot of a Godzilla figure with a very long tail, the figure is dark gray with red spines, standing against a red background. The long tail curves in the air.

原田

An image shows a sculpture of Godzilla made out of some sort of food, possibly chocolate.