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Theory

1 year ago

New theory just dropped????

The image is split in two. On the left, there is a photo of a young child with curly blond hair being held by an adult. To the side stands a woman with long, dark, wavy hair. On the right side of the image, there is a photo of Ice Spice. Text above the pictures reads, "Illuminati might kill me but. Ice Spice is Drake's real baby mother... & he can't expose it because she was underage and that's why that rap battle had to be shut down. Full interview: https://youtu.be/FWawRTBixw4."

Makeup

26 days ago

A retail shelf displaying various shades of e.l.f. Flawless Satin Foundation. The lighter shades on the top are sitting freely on the shelf, while the darker shades on the bottom are all equipped with bulky yellow anti-theft security tags.

Cat

26 days ago

Mmmmmm zogslop~

A white line drawing of a sad cat with an arrow pointing to its stomach that says "full of goyslop". Below the cat are photos of highly processed food items: a bottle of Crisco vegetable oil, a Baskin-Robbins Oreo Shake, French fries, a McDonald's Big Mac burger, and a bottle of Karo light corn syrup.

Jazz

25 days ago

A screenshot of a Reddit comment thread. The first user, Deathcu..., writes a chaotic, rambling paragraph about Charlie Parker only playing scales, interspersed with repetitive exclamations about loving cigarettes, heroin, and tobacco. The second user, BionicTorqueWrench, replies with a simple correction: "Bro, Parker played arpeggios."

Jokes

Garden

7 years ago

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

Orphan

7 years ago

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don't know what a full house is.

Bus

7 years ago

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of children.

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