Friends memes

Ex

When a ex walks past you and your friend in the hall

A meme shows two dogs, one labeled "my friend" looks menacing, the other, labeled "me," looks shocked.

Furry

fu us furrys have lifes to we just do it for our deppresion but some do it for fun

The image shows a meme with a furry character looking confused. The text reads: "My friend: I don't like furries. Also him: *username_the_onlyfox*. Me, a furry: ?"

Woman

Hello. Here's my story . An unemployed woman looking for love. I went on tindar because my friends were talking about it. I matched with a guy who asked me weird questions like if i could send pictures on my private areas, Being confident i said no.

A person is holding a fan of US dollar bills in front of their face. Only their eyes, part of their hat and their hand holding the money can be seen. The background is blurred and dark.

Jokes

Self Harm

My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."

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    • Friend

    My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."

    Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."

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    • Hunter

    Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says, “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies, “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies, “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent, and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says, “Ok, now what?”

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