New Friend Memes - Page 8 - Worst Jokes Ever

God

He is cominggggg!

The image shows a meme with text above two pictures. The text reads: "*John Wick's dog dies naturally* His friend: Don't be sad. God gives life and god takes it. John Wick: So you mean god killed my dog. God:". Underneath the text, there are two images of a statue of Jesus. The left image shows the statue looking to the left. The right image shows the statue looking straight ahead with a surprised facial expression.

Bed

Lol

A man looks confused, with the text 'When it's 10pm and your friend says "so where are we going after this?"' above and 'to bed???' below him.

Collaboration

soon

Boi

This one goes out to my boi jake

A person with glasses and headphones is giving the middle finger to the camera.

Driver

When a friend is insane

The image shows the cartoon character Lightning McQueen from the movie Cars, racing on a track. Above the car are the words, "Paul Walker's driver's last words." Below the car are the words "I am speed."

Question

Send the numbers and i will answer honestly

A black and white image titled "ASK THE ADMIN" with the Instagram handle "IN.LOVE.WITH.BOOKSLIG" below it, followed by a list of 50 questions. Each question is numbered. There are heart symbols at the top corners of the image.

Reality

Reality is a bitch

The image shows a green dumpster engulfed in flames, with the word "REALITY" superimposed on the image. Above the image, the text says: "Friend: How's your life going? Me: Everything's fine."

Stranger

hundred percent ture

The image shows three lines of text. The first line reads "STRANGERS think I'm quiet". The second line says "MY FRIENDS think I'm out-going". The third line says "MY BESTFRIENDS know that I'm completely insane!".

Reverse

☠️💀🗿🗿🗿☠️💀

An image of an Uno reverse card with the text "My friend reversed the Uno Reverse car."

Jamal

hahahahaha this looks like my freind from the pub jamal xx

An orangutan is sitting with its legs spread, looking into the camera.

Power

The image shows a character from an anime, Giyu Tomioka. In the top panel, he looks up and says "Behold, the power of my friends!". The bottom panel shows Giyu standing alone on what looks like a large ice field.

Pancake

It’s sleepover, with three kids, which are friends. Kid 1: let’s eat pancake! Kid 2: agreed! The kid named Pancake:

The image shows Michael Scott from the office, looking distressed with his mouth open. The text on the image says "NO, GOD! NO, GOD, PLEASE NO! NO! NO!" at the top and "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" at the bottom.

Character

A screenshot of a Google search for "who was hitler's best friend" with the result showing the movie character Mort, a lemur.

Website

New friend new, new Website, new child porn

A person dressed as Barney the Dinosaur is hugging a child in front of a tan brick wall.

Facetime

me during lockdown

The image shows a Golden Retriever dog looking into the camera with a big smile. Above it is a smaller inset image of the same dog. The text says, "on facetime with your best friend like."

Spongebob

Me when I am talking about my feelings my friends

A picture of Spongebob Squarepants with his arms raised and a rainbow behind him. The text on the image says: "Nobody gives a fuck."

Friendship

true though

The image shows two side-by-side images of Gordon Ramsay. The left image shows him talking to a girl and says: 'So I'm not leaving until you laugh'. The right image shows a close-up of Gordon Ramsay looking angry and says: 'Hey, panini head, are you even listening to me?' Above the two pictures is the text: 'how I spoke to my best friend when we first met vs how I speak to her now.'

Body

who wouldnt?

Two women are smiling at each other. The text on the image says: "A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body." JIM HAYES

Best Friend

so true though

The image is a split panel comparing how a woman says goodbye to friends and best friends. On the left, she is waving goodbye with a smile, with the text "how I say bye to my friends". On the right, she's giving the middle finger with a stern look, with the text "how I say bye to my best friends".

Bed

bruh

The image shows a man looking confused and a bit annoyed. There are question marks above his head and text that reads "When it's 10pm and your friend says, 'so where are we going after this?' to bed???".