Forgot memes

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.

Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.